#dragonstrain

[theroyalsideblog]

YOUR PRINCE NEEDS KNIGHTS IN HIS INBOX POSTHASTE!! I THE PRINCE AM TOO SICK TO LEAVE THE CARRIAGE ON THE OUTAGE TODAY. I ASK YOU ALL TO PLEASE TAKE THESE MINI CANVASES AND MINI WATERCOLOR PALETTES AND TINY PENCILS AND GO OUT ON A QUEST TO DRAW THE HOTTEST PEOPLE YOU SEE IN THE MARKET OR ALTERNATIVELY A SWEETIES PAINTING A COOL PLANT OR FLOWER OR CREATURE. I WILL ALSO TAKE. FOOD IMAGES. SO I MAY TELL MY MAID WHEN I GET ONE TO HAVE MY COOK WHEN I GET ONE TO MAKE THEM FOR ME!

[Send me photos of animals, plants, or landscapes near you that you enjoy please!!! I like to experience the world from my small castle!! :3]

[theroyalsideblog]

Mmmmm.... thinking about that stupid. Ghgfff hmph!! *stamps my foot* stupid!!!! PORNSTACHE FISHERMAN!!!! HMPH!!!! Violating not only my body but my thoughts now too.... I'll kill him!!! He better not come to shore anytime soon!! >:c or his head will be mine!

MAIIIIIDDDD HE WON'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! MAIIID!! I NEED A DISTRACTION! UWAAA!!!! Snifl >:c making me so hot and bothered. Hmph!!!!

[theroyalsideblog]

Ok im smoking my strain and stroking my shit 2nite bc its late and its the best temp snd tjme to smoke rn ywaaaaa

it would be a shame if wheb I'm on my nightly walk alone on the castle walls a creature emerges from the forest and takes advabtage of the greened out princess' cunt oooo that'd be sooo bad

a princess...

in a mostly sheer night gown, nothing on underneath,,, meandering without candle light by the feel of the castle stones underneath

Just how easy of a target can she be? Mayhaps a foolish princess needs to be taught a few lessons.

[theroyalsideblog]

MY castle #mycastle