The Royal Pain!

I AM YOUR ROYAL AND I need to be held! KNIGHT! MAID!!! evil wizard... your royal demands it!! She/He/It 24 A side acc for : @th3j3tbl4ckw1ngz

[theroyalsideblog]

An 18+ sideblog! Im 24 :3 [Can be nsfw here! Pervy asks welcome]

Main blog : @th3j3tbl4ckw1ngz

I am Genderfluid so I use all three titles [Princess/Prince/Royal] interchangably at anytime! Usually I use whats most relevant to me currently :]

A partially rp / partially irl sideblog for me to indulge in my medieval fixations :3

Most reblogs r what i want done TO me... I'm very subby but love to brat n be a lil shit to get pinned down n used :3

Banner art is by me :3

My lovely castle staff :

Head Maid - @the-royal-kitty-maid

Maids - @dolly-maid

Knights [21+] - @sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum

Wandering Knights [18+]- @fullysheathed

Tags:

#Royal/Princess/Princeposting - Posting in character!

(OOC or context usually in parenthesis like this, just white text, Or other brackets : []()《》{})

#Royal Rambles - overall tag 4 ic + responses

#Royal Reblogs - IC reblogs

#Royal Fixation - posting icly abt my fixations or interests

#Wardrobe Malfunction - NSFW tag

#Dragonstrain - weed/high tag

#Tipsy Tavern - alcohol/drunk tag

#HEED MY CAWS - yap tag

#world lore info pieces - info on my miniworld my royal resides in :) [MORE SOON...]

#YOUR ROYAL WANTS THIS - tag for clothes, makeup, accessories, items, furniture, things, trinkets, ect.

#Posts from the Narrator - OOC posts

#Gets My Opera Glasses Out - I'm eyeing your post with interest 🤤 NSFW

#Answering Peasants (<3) - answering anon asks that arent my adorable staff <3

[goth-queen]

[the-lonely-knight]

Got put on dungeon duty again because my tail wags too much whenever my lady enters the throne room and apparently it “ruins her stoic image”

[the-lonely-knight]

fuckkk now the insubordinate jester they threw down here is making humorous yet true observations about the hypocrisy of my actions versus my oath

[swordless]

Top 10 duties off princes

1. Kiss knight

2. Think about knight

3. Ruin thelives of others beneath you

4. Ruin yourself for your title

5. Betray your kind for power

6. Listen to father until you can strike and take claim over your throne

7. I forgot

8. Where am I

9. Get poisoned

10. Make love with your knight

[theroyalsideblog]

:c eugh that juice tasted weird. Does that count as poisoning

[royally-loved]

I need to grind on a knights armor while he attempts to avoid my gaze.

[yapping-princess]

Hey, if you're bored you should tell your local royal that they're pretty. Easy quest and the guild payout from it is huge. That's what I heard, anyway.

[jester-of-hearts]

another psa with more vitriol in it ♥︎♥︎ because someone who just posts ai images just followed me and tried to pretend that they just found them online and didn't have credits (which if you're posting someone else's art you better have the artist's @ and permission to repost it or i'm blocking you too) FUCK AI!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!! FUCK OFF!! JACK OFF TO WHATEVER SLOP YOU GENERATE!! YOU DON'T GET TO SEE ACTUAL REAL HOT PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE DAMAGE YOU CAUSE TO THE ENVIRONMENT, TO THE OUTSOURCED LABOR IN POORER COUNTRIES TO DO ALL THE AI SLOP WORK/TRAUMATIC ID-ING WORK NO ONE WANTS TO DO HERE, ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T HERE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THESE PRODUCTS, AND THE ARTISTS YOU STEAL FROM!! ONLY PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE OTHER THEN THEMSELF GET ACCESS TO MY PAGE ♥︎♥︎♥︎ teehee, just so the record is straight. rot ♥︎

[theroyalsideblog]

Mmmmm.... thinking about that stupid. Ghgfff hmph!! *stamps my foot* stupid!!!! PORNSTACHE FISHERMAN!!!! HMPH!!!! Violating not only my body but my thoughts now too.... I'll kill him!!! He better not come to shore anytime soon!! >:c or his head will be mine!

MAIIIIIDDDD HE WON'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! MAIIID!! I NEED A DISTRACTION! UWAAA!!!! Snifl >:c making me so hot and bothered. Hmph!!!!

[theroyalsideblog]

I love being mean to my staff <3 I have a brand new executioner on my roster and im very excited with the current results! My maid was being quite unruly after the headmaid had went to sleep so I had the executioner take it into her own hands ^^ <3

[filmphotofranz]

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[royally-loved]

You are below me.

I understand it. You understand it. So why do you bother trying to be like me?

You beg and whine for attention. You fight to be seen as wanted. Yet, it doesn’t seem to be my approval you want.

It’s his.

Do you want him, then? His approval? His attention? His affections?

Don’t lie to me. Don’t fucking lie to your prince.

…angry? Darling. Love. It doesn’t upset me that you like him. Quite the opposite. My things should be kept happy, and him the happiest.

It upsets me you think you can replace me.

Now, I’ll have to correct that. You’re but a lord. My father will replace you.

[yapping-princess]

I don't have the patience to tease you right now, you will obey and you will bend. I am your sun and moon and guiding star. I am the very gravity that tethers you. You forget your place -- how dare you reach for your blade. How dare you threaten me! I am the one who gives you your orders, am I not? Are you not an extension of my wishes? You swore an oath to me, and when you did, you gave all of yourself to me.

To the crown? Perhaps you've forgotten that I am the crown, and the crown is me.

Stay still. I will disarm you. You don't deserve to have weapons when you dare even consider wielding them in my direction.

I'll remove your helmet too, expose the most fragile part of you. You may keep the rest of your armour on. I don't feel like taking it off -- if you find it is difficult to complete these tasks, perhaps you should have held your tongue earlier. Perhaps you should not have reached so quickly for that sword of yours.

Now kneel. Lower.

To the ground, dog. Is the press of my heel in your cheek uncomfortable? Tough.

Now apologize for your insolence.

...

I said apologize.

Good, that's better. It's good you can still learn... it's become apparent I have much to teach you.

Yes, Sir Knight. You may kiss my hand.

Oh, you want me to say that you're a good boy? Earn my praise then -- show me your mouth has use beyond talking back.

[swagophile]

ⓘ Princess Tip: You always look cuter with pouting. Try using the pout action on nearby peons to get what you want!

[theroyalsideblog]

o.o takes notes... more pouting >:c

[connerror]

Bratty prince getting sandwiched between two of his father's best knights..,,,,,, whwhhouughh....

[kinda-pushy-fem]

A big benefit of being a space princess: pretty alien women...

[theroyalsideblog]

HEADMAID!!!!! HOW DO I GO TO SPACE TO SEE PRETTY ALIEN WOMEN?

[maidslime]

[maidslime]