#dragonwishes

[crouton-knight]

the very specific 1 am mood where youre just on this side of manic and starting to wind down, alone together with the people you love

This one I chose more for the tone than the lyrics, but Breezeblocks by Alt J.

Send a song or a mood to my inbox and I’ll give you a mood or a song to match!

[nethiewrites]

[wakes up in a cold sweat] alpha kids + eridan are the power rangers but dirk and eridan wont stop swearing. jane is trying to keep everything kid friendly and it is not working

Oh my God.

It’s like that Owlturd comic. This is Eridan joining the Alpha kids.

Eridan: This is a load a fu-

Jane: *slaps him with a spoon*

Eridan: Fudg…ing…bull…tail.

Aside from that the concept of Eridan trying to be kid friendly is painfully humorous.

Kid: Look it’s the purple ranger!Eridan: I’M VIOLET YOU SNOT NOSED BRAT.Dirk: He means to say “Hello eat your vegetables.”

[cryptic-rainfall]

My secret sinosauropteryx for @dragonwishes! Sorry for finishing it late. 

This is supposed to be a late Cretaceous snake, sanajeh and ornithomimoides from the Lameta Formation. They are good friends and are enjoying the holidays together! 

[carcinoaquarium]

hello friends. any advice for fellow folks that cant stop fucking talking

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF ASKS LIKE THIS ARE REALLY THINLY VEILED JABS. 

I MEAN, COME THE FUCK ON. YOU’RE ASKING ME FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO STOP TALKING?

OR ERIDAN AMPORA FOR THAT MATTER?

WAS THERE ANYTHING IN THE RICH AND STORIED HISTORY OF THIS BLOG THAT WOULD LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE THAT, HMM, THESE GUYS SEEM TO BE PROS IN THE ART OF VERBAL BREVITY. THEIR MONKLIKE DEVOTION TO SILENCE IS INSPIRING AND I MUST RUN TO THEM FOR DIVINE TUTELAGE IN THIS MATTER. 

KARKAT “IF I STOP HEMORRHAGING AT THE MOUTH PEOPLE MIGHT START TO NOTICE MY GLARING INADEQUACIES” VANTAS AND ERIDAN “I LOVE TO HEAR THE THE VAST GLUBBERING SUPERIORITY OF MY OWN CHARMING FISHNOISE” AMPORA ARE GOING TO SCHOOLFEED YOU ON HOW TO SHUT THE HELL UP.

RIGHT.

OK. 

WELL HAVE YOU EVER TRIED NOT OPENING YOUR WINDHOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE? TOUGH TO DO, BUT IT’S A GOOD WAY TO STOP THE PROBLEM AT ITS SOURCE.

NO. FORGET THAT.

HOW ABOUT DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT? OTHER PEOPLE TEND TO BE PRETTY GOOD AT LETTING YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’VE PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT, BUT HONESTLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST HURDLES IN BATTLING SOCIAL ANXIETY IS FEELING LIKE NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. THAT ASSHOLE IN YOUR THINK PAN KEEPS WHISPERING SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP NO ONE FUCKING CARES THEY STOPPED LISTENING AGES AGO.

BUT THAT ASSHOLE IS PAST YOU. HE’S AN IDIOT AND HE’S HOLDING YOU BACK.

DESPITE ALL OF THE THINGS I REGRET SAYING IN MY ENTIRELY REGRETTABLE EXISTENCE I REGRET THE THINGS I *DIDN’T* SAY MORE.

[riskystandard]

youtube link: /watch?v=7Q1gKXKxm2k&index=13&list=PLaDrN74SfdT4BCIq0n5qyn-8WojawoKxT is this what youre looking for?

YEAH THAT’S IT HELL YEAH INTERNET HELL YEAH CROWDSOURCING

(link)

[ham-uuko]

dave on one of my favorite outfits when going out! i had a vibe on drawing outfits. @dragonwishes suggested me to draw a dave or an eridan, but i can't draw eridan well :p i'll reupload this if i caaaan [inspired by one of @m-arci-a's work! please check her out!! she is amazing.]

[nethiewrites]

i love your writing so much. so much. its so great. to make a summoning fic for you i would write a fic that includes "kidnapping" and "cool powers" and i think to polish it off "eridirk".

Ahhhh thank you so much!! ;u; And yes, that sounds like the three things that would summon me. They were certainly on my bingo sheet. ^u^ Along with “Eridan decides violence is the answer to a thing that violence wasn’t the answer to.”

[gaphic]

i followed you because you called out the bitches in that anti's post lol. also bc scofflaw is a great word. have a nice day

-prints this out and puts it on my wall bc it’s the best compliment i could ever possibly receive-