#dramatic monologues

[m0thmachine]

Tumblr is a fascinating website

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

Lex's monologue from Black Friday

Another dramatic Starkid monologue that I've never seen typed up for if anyone needs a dramatic monologue :)

LEX: Well, let me tell you something I know! I’ve been working at Toy Zone since I was sixteen. I know what kids are like. When that Wiggly campaign came out, you know how many kids I got askin’ about it? None! Think about that line you stood in this morning, did you see a single kid there? It’s Thanksgiving break.

The thing about Wiggly that nobody’s talkin’ about is, kids don’t want that piece of shit! They’re all into Fortnite, dude! I mean, my sister Hannah couldn’t get further away from that thing. Yeah, me and Ethan wanted a doll- to sell! Whatever spell that doll casts, it doesn’t work on kids. And- and I think I know why.

Uh, Mr. Houston, I know your wife died, and you’re trying real hard to make up for it. But that’s something you want, not your son. You think Wiggly can fix this hole, but he can’t, it’s a trick. That’s how he works, he promises to fix all of the holes but he doesn’t. And that's why it works on adults.

Because you guys have more holes, you need more things and you need it harder. You gotta worry about your loveless marriage, or the kids that are gonna hate you, or your endless mortgage. I mean, you’re like forty, you probably think your life is over! I don’t, I’m gonna be an actress!

Do you get what I’m sayin’, Mr. Houston? Wiggly is a fucking lie, and I think you know it. But I think you’re scared, because if he’s not the answer, then what is?

If anyone would like more monologues, comment or message me and I'll type them out for you :)

[kelsier-kitten]

Eviscerated

I saw people die at the hands of those we were told were enemies. I saw them die at our hands too. I watched good people, people I thought of as family, killed without mercy. I watched the life leave their eyes and felt a little of mine go with it. That’s not something you come back from, not the same at least. 

So this is us, not the us that you watched leave, with dreams of honor and comradery shining in our eyes, nor the us you watched return, with heads bowed low and no will to fight or even to live. No, this is the us that finally saw through the wool you had pulled over our eyes and decided to burn it all away, speaking to you now. You lied to us. You sent us into a battle we never should have fought, but now we’re back, and we’re going to fight like you trained us to, only this time we’ll be fighting against you. So run. Run like the cowards you are, because when we find you, we’ll make you regret the day you forced us together because that day, you made us strong, you gave us something, someone, to fight for. That’s the day you sealed your fate. Now we won’t stop until you are just like them. Eviscerated.

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

Dramatic monologues need to be a bigger part of our culture. Stop what you're doing right now and prepare some dramatic monologues for when the need arises

[mrscordeliablythe]

I have to find a good but not overdone/super popular comedic monologue for my audition to get into the program I want for school. I was thinking Sadie Saxton from Awkward. But I can’t seem to find any monologues from her. And I don’t have the time to re-watch the entire series. Can someone help me? 

I already have a dramatic monologue chosen, and I’ve chosen to do Spencer’s monologue from when she was in Radley. 

[m0thmachine]

Zeta Gundam is good because it's about autistic experiences of gender and the traumatic de-gendering of autistic people

[m0thmachine]

No ABS challenges left for anyone, we're in the ump zone now

[m0thmachine]

One thing I hate about Elon Musk is that this has unironically led to a certain type of liberal (or even just annoying fellow leftists) insisting that Hitler was autistic. I’ve seen people reacting to the Nazi salute with “well the guy he’s emulating also had Asperger’s.” Autism is just going the NPD/“narcissist” route again I guess