The Many Reveals Of Blake
Blake: I'm a former White Fang member! *dramatic reveal*
Ruby: AND YOU HAVE CUTE KITTY EARS WHAT
Weiss: I, I think I have to sit down..
Sun: OH MAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOSH
Blake: The White Fang is up to something weird! *Dramatic Reveal*
Ruby: Oh no! We should investigate!
Weiss: I'll take this matter with utmost seriousness!
Yang: You know we've got your back, Blake!
Blake: The head of the local White Fang's my abusive ex! *DRAMATIC REVEAL*
Ruby: Oh. Oh, that sounds like it sucks.
Weiss: Yeah, abuse is pretty terrible, you know.
Yang: Somehow, I am not friggin' surprised.
Sun: Are we just ignoring the whole Vale being overrun thing? Is that what we're doing?
Blake: My dad is the chieftain of Menagerie! *DRAMATIC REVEAL!!!*
Ruby: Look Blake, people are trying to murder me, I kind of don't have time for your nonsense.
Weiss: Although that does explain a lot about you. Really. Wait, Ruby, what was that about--?
Yang: Weiss, you're paying for this teleconference right? Cause, you know, my recovery bills are pretty big, I can't really afford--
Sun: Guys, this guy is huge both physically and societally please don't just ignore this.
Blake: I'm actually a polyamorous bisexual! *DRAMAITC REVAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Ruby: Um.... Yeeeeeeeees?
Weiss: I think we're supposed to be surprised.
Yang: Huh. Alright. Sun, I think you and I need to talk.
Sun: Yeah sure thing. Oh, nice arm BTW. Looks great.