#drarry headcannons

[potterheadfeminst]

Some drarry headcanons -

Draco is taller than Harry but only by a few inches, and teases him about it all the time

Draco is a bottom, fight me on this.

Draco is the small spoon, fight on this also

They don’t do over the top PDA but it’s definitely there. But when they are alone…

Draco slowly became friends with Hermione after talking to her, crying and apologising for everything he did.

Contrary to everyone’s opinion, he formed a friendship faster with Ron, as Ron was very tactile and the family feud had faded away after the war.

Hermione and Ron go on double dates with Draco and Harry.

Hermione and Draco are book nerds together but Ron and Draco are chess nerds together.

It makes Harry warm inside when he sees his best friends and his boyfriend laughing together.

Draco and Ginny have a good friendship talking about Quidditch, when Harry and Draco’s relationship first started, Draco was quite insecure, and when Harry and Ginny hung out it didn’t make him feel good but he never voiced these feelings to Harry. Ginny noticed and pulled Draco aside and told him that the feelings were misguided, more brother and sister. Also, she was a raging lesbian for Luna.

Draco and Luna have a special friendship, and Draco and Harry go to gay bars with Luna and Ginny All. The. Time.

They hold hands all the time and it makes each other so much more comfortable.

Harry once hexed a whole magazine company after they wrote an article saying that Draco was a gold digger. Harry found Draco crying about it after he had a bad day at work because of it.

Harry is a sucker for jaw kisses.

Draco is a sucker for cheek kisses.

Draco blushes a lot, Harry loves to make him flustered in public.

They are just babies who have fallen in love and have amazing friendships and aahhh.

[drarrry-potter]

Headcanon that Draco and Harry reenact all of the romantic scenes in HSM

- They have an HSM marathon twice a year and they often sing/dance along

- And say the lines

- Harry is Troy, obviously

- Draco gets so into playing Gabriella he bought a pair of high heels

- That’s not the only time he wears them though

- And Draco cries every time they sing “Start of Something New”

- “Breaking Free” is Harry’s favorite

- Harry loves twirling Draco around when they dance

- No one will ever know about it, though. Ever

[alyseofwonderland]

What headcanons do you have for a Slytherin!Harry universe?

*Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy put on sunglasses while SHOTS plays in the background*

Turn Down For What!

Harry James Potter my sweet cinnamon roll son

so good so pure

inspires loyalty in everyone

Slytherin Prefects are instantly in like Sempai mode

we must protect this tiny smol child

he would never do anything wrong in his LIFE

harry in the distance breaking into the 3rd floor cooridor

So innocent

Slytherin are the reigning champs when my boy walks on the scene and frankly they are all so damn excited

Draco is a very clingly friend

i saw him first mother fuckers

draco, harry can’t breathe

draco buys them matching sweaters

you can fight me on this

okay but also like Harry is still such a little shit started

Slytherin wakes up one morning to ALL OF THEIR HOUSE POINTS GONE

Slytherin Perfect: Mommy and Daddy aren’t angry we are just disappointed

Harry: *looks guiltier than a catholic on sunday*

Draco: *puts on some sunglasses while pretending to read*

Pansy: *blows bubblegum

Slytherin house has an actual mutiny on their hands

the house collectively over throws Snape’s broke ass

GET WRECKED!

BE NICE TO ALL OF US OF L E A V E

Dumbledore is legit concerned

Snape: *soaking wet and pouting*

Dumbledore: I thought they liked you

like after all of that Slytherin still loses the house cup because while Dumbledore gave them some last minute points there was too many Slytherins angry about what Harry did

We DESERVE to lose Headmaster!

He got out of the common room and we are going to find out how and make him pay for it slowly

No head scratches for smol son

no we talked about this Wentworth we have to be FIRM with Harry

Everyone also wants to prove Harry isn’t the heir of Slytherin because they are NOT THE BAD GUYS HERE NO ONE CARES WHAT YOUR FATHER SAID DRACO

ron and hermoine are in the friend group

why you ask

because at first draco was upset that hermoine got better test scores than him and then harry was all ‘i bet being study partners with her would give you an edge’

cue draco ‘befriend every gryffindoor’ malfoy

ron and harry are instantly having bro downs over their BFs extreme nerdy/prissiness (oh children you are the stay at home husbands already)

Sirius Black tries to break into the Gryffindoor common room and the entire house closes fucking rank

nope

nope

so much nope

Remus was my dad’s friend *adorable puppy eyes from Harry. Draco’s eye roll is audible

So turns out Snape is being mean to Remus which now means he is being mean to Harry again and we all know what happened last time

Snape looses his job before the semester is ever half over because so many kids wrote letter home

Sirius gets aquitated because slytherin children understand how to properly restrain a man and the rat gets locked up

but the dementors are still debags and harry gets to go back in time for story reasons

Harry in the Tri-Wizard tournament

has to push the upperclassmen out of his room every night

LET US HELP YOU CRUSH THAT BADGER

Please I just want sleep and peace

draco pouts for DAYS and Hermoine and Pansy have to give him chocolate and tell him he’s pretty to make him calm down

UMBRIDGE TRIED TO HURT OUR HARRY!

if you thought Fred and George against Umbridge was crazy get ready for legit all of Slytherin house

Draco is desperately Bonnte sister levels of in love and it’s TRAGIC!

just imagine all the differences!

image all the house unity!

the friendship

the shitposting!

this is the third time this week someone drew something on the walls and we know it’s not harry

harry clearly covered in paint like da fuck?

Draco pouts and cries beautifully until his parents stop supporting Voldermort

I will I had never been artificially created in a lab

Draco, it hurts daddy when you say that!

the war still happen but like the Order of the Phoenix is made up of like 1/3 Slytherins

because it’s offensive that this snake faced d-bag would ever think attacking children is cool

or that having pureblood would mean they share his morals

Ginny Weasley gets to punch Lucious in the face at least once

I deserved that

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[ayyjill]

Some drarry headcannons cause I can

so the @heymarauders drarry tag has turned me into absolute drarry trash just imagine though the game that draco cheated by pulling on harry's firebolt -Draco spotting the snitch, a split second after Harry did -Him rushing to catch it and he was hot on Harry's tails when -HOLY SHIT POTTER HAS A NICE ASS -So he couldn't really help himself he didn't even know what he was doing he just kind of reached out and grabbed Harry's broom -then he finds his face inches from Harry's rear end he just -BLUSHES -LIKE, REALLY HARD -no I wasn't BLUSHING pansy it was just the wind making my face red because I've been flying around for so long -pansy Parkinson just kinda rolling her eyes because "pls draco you've been hung up on potter since year one"

[the-jade-goblin]

Future - drarry headcannons

This is based on their lives after Hogwarts. My favourite future headcannons are 

- Aurors Malfoy and Potter, the unstoppable remarkably well-balanced team that no one expected to get along let alone get together 

- Healer Malfoy and Auror Potter, and their tales of hilarity every time Harry’s wheeled into St Mungo’s and Draco’s like “back again Potter? what’s happened this time did you walk into a wall?” 

- Auror Potter and whatever the magical equivalent to a prosecutor is Malfoy, where Harry brings in the baddies and Draco’s makes the cases against them and works late into the night compiling his court notes trying not to worry about the fact that Harry’s late in completing his mission

- Auror Potter and Magical Law Enforcement defense lawyer Malfoy where Draco  takes on clients that have been dismissed from work due to discrimination, he takes muggle-borns and werewolves and any magical creature who isn’t treated fairly, and works closely with Hermione on equal rights for all magical creatures

- just some Draco ones now, I love the idea of Draco being taught piano by his mother and after the war he retreats from the wizarding world and goes to the Muggle word to become a concert pianist, his music is infused with magic which makes it extra special like Mozart 

- I also love the idea of Draco having a simple ambition like writing or painting and his family never thinking it was grand enough for Draco but when he gets together with Harry he’s supportive and so Draco goes on to be an artist or an author