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this is such a weird way of phrasing āMillenials go hungry because of financial crisis we causedā
āWhy then do they not eat cake?ā
āthe thing about stories like that- theyāre always, always tragedies.ā
Reasons Sirius Black nearly failed his OWLS (Chapter 2)
Summary: Exam stress is not the only thing that has Sirius frustrated at Hogwarts.Ā (ReadĀ Chapter 1Ā first.) Pairing: Wolfstar Warnings: Sex, swearing, teasing Tags: @chloe-geoghegan @evedina @blitheringmcgonagall @starstruck4moony
Heat curled around Sirius like water. The afternoon was muggy, and the air around him felt thick as he pulled it in and out of his lungs. His fingertips traced along the smooth wood of his desk, following the grain as it flowed in rivers. Had time slowed today?
His eyes drifted to the white feather on his professors desk. It was hovering a few inches in the air. Suspended. Each time a student ruffled the pages of a textbook the delicate fronds would tremble. The whole thing quivered, as if poised and waiting.Ā Ā
Sirius was suspended too. His body did not belong to him. He had willingly handed it over to the boy beside him, and now he trembled too, his entire being suspended and held captive.Ā
He wanted to trace Remusās skin. Wanted to breathe in the air he breathed out. It shifted his senses, fine-tuned them to every movement, every sound and smell that came from beside him. Last night, his gravity had shifted.
Remus shook his head. āIām not sorry.ā He arched an eyebrow, a grin spreading across his face.
āSee, it looks like Iāve won our little bet.ā
Siriusās mouth dropped open. āYouā¦I-ā
āSirius Blackā Remus smiled,Ā sliding his fingers around Siriusās tie and tugging him forwards. āI believe youāre all mine, now.ā
Sirius smiled as theĀ boy in front of him slid onto his lap, straddling him.
āI always have been, Remus.ā Sirius murmured, unable to stop a smile curving his lips.
Remus grinned back, leaning forward so their noses bumped together. āFirst task. Kiss me.ā
Sirius leant forward without hesitation. Softly, at first, he teased Remusās bottom lip, gently sucking before sinking his teeth just a little into the soft flesh.
Instinctively, Remus ran a hand along Siriusā cheek and to the back of his neck, kissing back eagerly.
Sirius hummed in approval, sliding his arms around Remus and down to his hips, holding him firmly in place. His tongue slipping out to run along Remusās lip. When Remus responded his kiss deepened.Ā
Remus began to circle his hips, pressing his clothed cock against Siriusās arousal. He smiled into the kiss as Sirius fisted the back of his shirt in response, gripping Remusās hip with the other hand and guiding his body as it rocked tightly against him.Ā Ā
Remus couldnāt think how mad heād driven Sirius already, couldnāt imagine how good it would be to feel him release all that energy on him. And yet part of him, a nagging, primal part of him, wanted to test Siriusās limits.Ā
āWeāre not going to fuck in the common room.ā Remus said.
āOh yeah?ā Sirius challenged, letting up his grip and reaching to palm Remusās cock as it strained against his trousers.Ā
Remus caught his hand, quickly circling his wrist and doing the same with his other. Before Sirius realized what was happening he was on his back, hands pinned above him and Remus was straddling his body, pressing his back into the carpeted common room floor.Ā
āFuckā Sirius gasped as the air rushed from his lungs.
āYouāre mine now.ā Remus said, voice hard as he pressed his fingers gently against Siriusās neck.Ā āSay it.ā
āIām yours.ā Sirius breathed.
He bucked his hips in frustration, but Remus held him still, pressing a little more gentle, exquisite pressure against his neck.Ā āThat means you do what I say. without questioning it. Do you understand?ā
āI understand.āĀ
Remus bent his head to Siriusās, letting his lips graze his ear.Ā āIām going to fuck you so hard you canāt think about anything but my cock for months, Sirius Black.āĀ
Sirius shivered,Ā āPlease, Rem. Please.āĀ
āBut Iām not fucking you tonight. Not here. Iām gonna make you beg for it Sirius. And Iām going to make you wait.ā
The low whine that slipped from Siriusās mouth was almost guttural.
Remus was still holding both of Siriusās wrists in one hand above his head. He didnāt let them go as he wet his fingers with his mouth and reached down to Siriusās cock. It twitched at the feel of his fingertips and a rush of air left Siriusās lips.
āWhat are you, Sirius Black?āĀ
āIām yoursā Sirius quivered as Remus slid his hand around his painfully hard shaft, letting his own saliva lubricate the soft skin as he slid his hand upwards.
āSay it again.ā
āIām yours.ā Remus swiped his thumb over the top of Siriusās cock, making him shiver with delight.Ā
āAgain.āĀ
āIām yours. Iām yours. Iām yours.ā The words tumbled from Siriusās mouth as Remus pumped his cock, noses bumping together as they whispered the two words back and forth.Ā
āIām yours. Iām yours.ā Sirius was no longer sure who was saying it. The same air in their mouths, the same words, the same thoughts. His home was in the crook of this manās neck, and his body belonged to his hands.Ā
Fuck, Remusās hands. Sirius was trembling on the edge, suspended, as Remus pumped his fist back and forth.Ā
āCome for me.āĀ
Siriusās body obeyed. After all, it belonged to Remus. It always had.Ā
Finally, Remus released his hands from above his head. Sirius breathed deeply, inhaling Remusās scent as he pressed his nose into the crook of his neck, feeling his damp skin stick to his own. They were the same.Ā
āGood boy.ā Remus murmured into Siriusās hair.Ā
Ā Siriusās desk swam into focus as a hand brushed against his, leaving far too soon for his taste. A small piece of parchment was left behind.Ā
Sirius eyed Remus, opening the note greedily.Ā
Concentrate.
He smirked.Ā
Is that an order?
The corner of Remusās lips turned upwards. Another piece of parchment.
You donāt want to find out.Ā
Sirius forced himself to take a long, slow breath.
I most certainly do.Ā
Remus shook his head just a little.
Itās an order.
Siriusās chest vaulted.Ā
Can I obey your orders in a broom closet after class?
Remus shifted in his chair.Ā
Youāll obey them when I say.Ā
Sirius bit his lip, trying to hide his smile.
Iām yours, Remus Lupin.
He heard Remus exhale slowly.
Mine. Tonight.Ā
@ssserpensortiaaa HOLY.
So. Good.
pls
someone link me or send me some quality blogsĀ for memes n such. not like crap instagram memes, but u know what im talking about.
So ... Iāve been thinking ...
In deathly hallows, at the end of the book after the battle, all of the bodies are brought to the great hall, even the death eaters, and yet Snape wasnāt ā¦. I always assumed he had been, but itās not mentioned. Youād think that would be something sheād mention ⦠And Snapeās portrait didnāt appear in the Headmasters Office after he died presumably because he abandoned his post ā¦.. We have no actual proof that heās dead other than 2 teenagers seeing him pass out. I mean in the first book he did say he can āBottle fame, brew glory, and even stopper death.ā and he did find a cure for Arthur Weasleyās attack from NaginiĀ
this is the only important theory on this site.
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know youāre being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Ā Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans asĀ āfeatherless bipedsā and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screamingĀ āBEHOLD A MAN!ā
i love how you say āit reminds me of that timeā like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. Itās gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. Itās a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN whereās the lie
Demeter: ⦠And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Reblogging for that last exchange.
Jealous Wolfstar
*pre-relationship
Sirius is definitely the jealous type but itās more of a soft and quiet version. He locks up his feelings and just shuts down when he sees the Ravenclaw girls that swoon over Remus. Sirius will make small passive aggressive comments to Remus and James will smack him in the back of the head when Remus runs off to the library. When Remus comes back he just dances around the situation and doesnāt go out of his way to talk to him until they resume to their normal selves.
Remus gets extremely jealous. Itās not easy for him to pretend the hoard of fans that Sirius has isnāt annoying. Plus Sirius doesnāt make extensive efforts to get rid of them, although he is extremely uninterested even if he does flirt with everyone. Remus will make snarky remarks to Sirius about leading people on, especially around the full moon. Sirius always gets hurt and storms away to be angsty in peace. Lily just groans because she knows theyāre both so obviously in love and oblivious. Remus always apologizes when Sirius comes back by leaving a chocolate bar on his trunk as a peace offering.
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time. Ā
Iāve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
Best of 2017
@untilourapathy and a few others tagged me to share my top five creations I did this year, and Iāve been holding off on sharing until after Erised reveals went up! 1. Changing Tides ā Drarry, Explicit, ~110k Summary: Draco has spent half of his life spouting the things his father has taught him without much thought about how he feels about what he says. When he unexpectedly comes face to face with the Dark Lord, he grapples with the harsh realities of the world and struggles with his changing views on life. Instead of doing whatās expected of him fifth year, he joins Dumbledoreās Army and learns how to defend himself, how to make his own choices, and how he can be something greater than his fatherās example as he grows into his own man rather than his fatherās shadow. The choices he makes change both his and Harryās fates, intertwining their paths until they converge. ā Far and away the thing Iām most proud of this year. Itās a slowburn, my longest fic to date, and is a huge coming of age story with slight canon divergence that takes Harry and Draco from 5th year and Dumbledoreās Army all the way through 8th year and their friendship as Auror Partners. Writing for my giftee was a dream, we were excellently matched and have very similar likes, so in the end this is kind of a dream fic for both of us haha. I learned a ton as a writer while working on this fic, and itās writing this thatās given me the push to work on and finish a lot of the WIP ideas Iāve been squirreling away. 2018 is my year of no more story idea hoarding, Iād like to work on everything now rather than wait until some arbitrary later. 2. Prince Harry and Prince Draco Royalty AU art ā At the end of 2017 I was going through quite a bit of post-erised writing burn out from working on such a huge project in the span of a couple of months, so I really enjoyed playing more with art and practicing almost every day. I saw a huge improvement in my art and really fell in love with designing the clothing in this art! 3. Itās Joggerās Season (or so the Muggles say) ā Drarry, Explicit, 10k Summary:Ā Everything about Dracoās life since May has been one bloody long exercise in subverting everything heās known, thatās expected of him, in an effort to get as far away from the mistakes heās madeāthe wrong choices he was forced into. Heās returned to Hogwarts to take his N.E.W.T.s and everything is differentānamely, Harry Potter strutting around in clingy joggers that Draco canāt get off his mind. ā I actually was surprised to write this fic, since I set out to just write a fun fic about 8th year, but then a wild plot appeared and I was really happy with the end result. It was cool to be able to work a plot into a fic that was only 10k and still feel like it had a lot of emotional depth and pay off for H and D. Plus, it was so fun to explore Dracoās reaction to jogging bottoms as a pure-blood lol! 4. Palm Kisses/Scar Kisses art ā This was my own addition to the character kiss meme because I was sad to see that palm kisses werenāt included in the list of kisses.Ā 5. Wolfstar Indoor Picnic art ā This was a pinch hit for hp drizzle and Iām so glad I nabbed it, because when I saw the prompt I immediately pictured exactly what I wanted to do with the art. I picture this as Remus and Siriusās first home together straight out of Hogwarts and I imagined (mostly thanks to my love Dustmouth) that there would be plants everywhere, because Wolfstar and plants are synonymous for me at this point, and my heart was all clench-y over picturing the way Remus would tend to the plants and Sirius would leave empty beer bottles around and how theyād curl up together to smoke so that they could both relax for a bit and ignore the world in the safe bubble of their home. There are of course other fics and other art that I was happy to create in 2017, both in HP verse and in VLD and YOI (wizard handyman!Harry, my Soul Mate/Love Bug/Fake Dating Garrison AU for Klance, and some YOI rarepairs come to mind) but these I think are my standouts of the year for me. Now, Iām not sure thereās many people left who havenāt already answered the meme since I was a hold out? Iāll just tag a bunch of people, and if you already answered this meme just ignore me! :) @lol-zeitgeistic @gingertodgers @unadulteratedstorycollector @bixgirl1 @potter-art @camael-fanart @skarhead @wizardnem @shiftylinguini @goldentruth813 @aibidil @ravenclawsquill @firethesound @femmequixotic @noeeon
NSFW Alphabet - Sirius Black
Request:Ā Nsfw alphabet for georgie and also sirius?? ā¤
Maybe try Sirius for the alphabet?
A/N: Hooooo this made me all hot and tingly. Pls leave feedback!
Warnings: The obvious. NSFW. Explicit sexual content.
A = Aftercare (What theyāre like after sex)
Sirius gets very cuddly after sex. He loves to be the big spoon afterwards, nuzzling his face into your neck and placing small open mouthed kisses on your neck and shoulder.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partnerās)
Sirius loves his tongue almost as much as you love it. He knows how to use it, and he loves to watch you completely fall apart under it. Maybe itās the dog in him that gives him a skillful tongue.
His favourite part of you are your thighs and ass. He has no shame, so rest assured, he will grab it any time, any place.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically⦠Iām a disgusting person)
Sirius loves both giving and receiving oral, and he wonāt say it, but you know he loves it when you swallow. The aftertaste of himself on your tongue drives him crazy.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Sirius has a thing for the Quidditch uniform, and he absolutely loves it on you. One look of you in that damn uniform and you are basically guaranteed getting fucked against the lockers in the shower room.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what theyāre doing?)
Oh, Sirius knows exactly what heās doing in bed. He is experienced, not too much and not too little. He is very observant of your reactions to what heās doing, and that helps him get better and better every time.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Doggy style. Sirius loves your ass, and he wants that visual when he takes you. He loves grabbing on to it maybe even spanking it as he pounds into you.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Laughter isnāt common in bed while youāre with Sirius. There was this one time when the situation just gave way to humor, but even if there is a laugh here or a giggle there, it quickly turns hot and steamy again.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Sirius doesnāt have a lot of hair down there, heās very well groomed. He also gives zero fucks about your hair, but you know he likes it smooth, so you shave every once in a while.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspectā¦)
Sirius is very romantic when he wants to be. Sex with him is usually very intense. If thereās something emotional leading up to it, he makes love to you soft and pleasurable enough to make both of you shed a tear or two.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Sirius knows he can have you anytime he wants, but sometimes when heās in the shower, he canāt help but jack off. You both occasionally jack off together too, he thinks watching you pleasure yourself while thinking of him is the hottest thing ever.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Sirius has a lot of kinks, but the most prominent ones are probably hair pulling, and tying you up. Thereās a dom factor in him that does let out when heās being a bit more rough, so when you pull his hair, it instantly turns him on.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
I mean, with Sirius? Literally anywhere. His favourites being empty classrooms or closets where he knows people would hear you if you got just a bit loud.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
You biting your lips turns Sirius on very badly. You often do it unintentionally, leading to impromptu sex. Sometimes however, when you want to tease him, lip biting and licking is the way to do it.
N = NO (Something they wouldnāt do, turn offs)
Knife play, or anything that can cause physical injury is out of the question for Sirius. Sometimes, he even gets upset on the light marks bondage leaves on your skin. It brings back too many bad memories from home and the last thing he wants to do is hurt you.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Sirius loves oral, both giving and receiving. Itās his favourite form of foreplay. Making you come with just his mouth is a huge ego booster for him, and his favourite sight is you on your knees in front of him.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Both. Sirius can be quite rough if he wants, manhandling you and pounding into you until you shake and cum. There are also nights where he takes his time, slowly pumping into you as he peppers every inch of visible skin with kisses.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickies are quite often with Sirius. Since he doesnāt give a fuck about classes (generally) he pulls you into small, empty spaces often to have his way with you. He knows when to be quick and when to take his time.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Most of the time, Sirius is down for it if you are down for it. He likes to test you at times, wanting to see how far he can push you while you struggle to keep quiet. But he knows his limits as well as he knows yours.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they lastā¦)
Sirius has surprisingly good stamina. Two or three rounds is usual for him when heās very horny. But he makes sure you cum almost double the times he does, itās kind of an unspoken rule of his.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Not really. Both you and Sirius satisfy each other enough that things have never gone to toys.Ā
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Sirius is a fucking huge tease. Itās his go to way of getting sex. And heās very good at it too. He actually holds a PhD in teasing, which often leaves you very frustrated and very horny.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Sirius is quite vocal about what he likes and what he doesnāt like. His reactions to what is happening are quite easily readable and it helps you figure out what he enjoys most and least.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Sirius is a very jealous person, and when he sees a guy get too close, he visibly slides his hand down your ass and sends him a glare. He doesnāt say anything, but makes his meaning very clear when he drags you away to make you scream and cry his name loud enough for everyone, including that guy, to hear.
X = X-Ray (Letās see whatās going on in those pants, picture or words)
Sirius is more towards length than width. Heās bigger than average, and he knows it.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Quite high. Turning Sirius on is no problem most of the time. One only needs to know how to do the right things.
Z = ZZZ (⦠how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Sirius usually kisses you all over at least once before going to sleep. Heās very clingy afterward, making him and you warm and toasty enough to fall asleep soon after.
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I never understood the thigh gap thing everyone has a thigh gap if youre fucking stance is wide enoughĀ
But theyāre talking about a thigh gap when your legs are together
The Fuck Who would wanna date someone who isnt in a power stance all the time
Drarry AU: Deaf World
Drarry AU where everything is the same, except it takes place in the Deaf world and thereās no magic.
Harry Potter was born deaf, just like his parents were. When they die in a car crash, Harry is sent to live with his aunt Dursley, uncle Vernon, and cousin Dudley, all hearing.
Harry is sent to a hearing school and struggles because he is the only deaf person there and none of the teachers will help accommodate him.
He sees an ad in the paper one day during the summer before his 11th birthday for a Deaf boarding school called Hogwarts.
Convincing the Dursleyās to let him go, mainly because of the fact that itās a boarding school and heād be away all year, Harry goes to Hogwarts, School For the Deaf.
Because Harry grew up in the hearing world with a hearing family, Harry has no way of communicating besides with a pen and paper. He has gotten pretty well at lip-reading; however he still struggles.
Harry meets Draco on the train to Hogwarts. They do not talk the entire ride there, but that is only because Harry has no way of communicating and doesnāt want to embarrass himself. He has never met someone Deaf and fears of being judged because he grew up in hearing environment.
After learning that Harry does not know sign language, Draco passes Harry a note the first day of class.Ā
They become friends and Draco teachers Harry sign language every day in the Library during lunch and after classes. He often helps Harry by shaping his hands the correct way, making Harry blush and get a weird feeling in his stomach.
Draco and Harry are not in the same houses (a system where students are grouped together and share a floor level of dorms), so they do not get to see each other as much as they would like to.
Harry learns finger-spelling fairly quickly as well as basic signs.
Harry begins to feel at home at Hogwarts, surrounded by others that are like him and do not shun him for being different. He feels happy with Draco.
Some signs are awkward to teach. Harry gets a weird feeling when Draco teaches him the sign for boyfriend. He doesnāt figure out why until later.
When he does Harry looks through dozens of library books on sign language to find out how to sign something to Draco that he has not yet learned.
Ā That night Harry signs āI love you.ā to Draco, shocking him.
They would be the cutest boyfriends and would live happily ever after.
yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
Fic tag: slow burn
Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough
What if plants are farming us? By giving us oxygen they let us live and die, then the oxygen decomposes us, so they get nutrients.
Can we just talk about Harry somehow getting Siriusā old motorbike and fixing it up because itās in disarray.
And Draco scoffs because āWhat on earth are you gonna do with that old scrap metal?!ā
Harry shrugs shoving his hands in his pockets. āFix it,ā he mumbles.
But then he starts to resent the bike because Harry spends hours in the shed fixing it up and wonāt let anyone near him. It takes him months and Draco is close to setting the shed on fire because that damn motorbike has taken ALL of Harryās attention and the only thing that stops him from complaining is the way he catches Harry looking at old photos in the middle of the night, and he knows Harry needs it.
And then finally, fucking finally, Harry finishes. Itās the first day of March and absolutely freezing when he invites Draco for a ride. He has absolutely NO desire to go anywhere near that enchanted muggle death trap but Draco just sighs and agrees.
āIāll be out in a minute,ā he groans, putting it off for as many minutes as he can before finally pulling on his jacket and scarf.
But when he steps outside the sight before him takes his breath away because Harry is leaning back against the motorbike and yeah te motorbike looks absolutely impeccable but itās Harry he canāt take his eyes off. Harry in his worn denim pants and soft white t-shirt with a leather jacket over it all that makes Draco feel hot and flushed all over.
Then heās holding his hand out, beconing Draco closer. And as Draco climbs on, inhaling the accent of leather and Harryās shampoo, wrapping his arms around him from behind and feeling the muscles in Harryās back ripple against his chest as Harry starts the bike he canāt help but think this might have been one of the best ideas Harry has ever had.
sign me the fuck up