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Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

boy-and-girl-crazy123456

I wanna say that was Tenet?

hazelsmazecave

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress

garbage-empress

holy fuck

neko-mancy

mountainsboyhowdy

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

thelilnan

I was adjusting my adblock settings and accidentally blocked the entire website

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an improvement

dippersballoon

I saw an opportunity and I took it

offline-kinq

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

udon-tea

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

leaveittotegan-deactivated20181

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

axmmatt

BEAUTY

dinogaby

Reblogging for research purposes

parkery

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

magical-canoe

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

curly-mermaid-wannabe

“My parents… are dead” OMG

kingofthewilderwest

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

the-rain-monster

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

vastderp

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

roachpatrol

hello

isozyme

oooooh this is so nice!

ransomdracalis

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

fuckingrecipes

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING.

fleetfootfox-deactivated2019011

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

vrabia

I HAVE BEEN USING THIS COOKBOOK FOR MONTHS AND IT’S AMAZING 100/10 RECOMMENDING EVERYWHERE

(just to give you an idea, my food budget is 30 euro/week at most [about $38] and I have to maintain a healthy diet due to weird medication side-effects and yeah, basically this book is a lifesaver if you’re broke but need to watch what you’re eating)

adramofpoison

Reblog to save a life. Because it’s easy to find food for $4/day, but most of it tends to be garden variety junkfood

natashakhan

(The pdf is free, I repeat, the pdf is free)

c-bassmeow

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this gave me a stroke I can’t stop laughing

im-in-way-2many-fandoms

Please don’t do this.

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In a world where people can have all sorts of skin colors, from red to purple, and are assigned everything, from their jobs to their cars and smartphones, by their colors, describe the life of someone who’s born gray.

madejsbridge

cockyhorror

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Is that…, josh peck…

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

wiszvnheimer

oh… she can sing

layla-marie422

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

moving-accounts-yeet

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

i-aint-even-bovvered

So when she was child, she was taken advantage of by her stage parents and a record label that seems very predatory (I believe it’s called lunchbox records or something) that promised said stage parents they would make her child into a star. Remember that guy who did the rap part who was way older and seemed really out of place? Yeah, he’s the owner of that record label. He is also in ALL of the music videos they produce, and the singers are all young girls. Rebecca was humiliated and bullied after the release of “Friday” and while we were all making fun of it in our private lives, she had to be homeschooled for the rest of her education. Was the video terrible? Yes, but I feel bad for making fun of a girl who was really just a victim. I really hope that she has a good life and perhaps even a good career.

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bonus:

scumbagsblog

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

john-marshall

use the right knives when you cook please

john-marshall

i’m not kidding and i’m not being mean i’m watching these videos of people trying to cut like, carrots, and they’re using butcher knives, and i just… I cook a lot and I don’t own a butcher knife, I’ve never had one, I’ve never needed one. I don’t cleave through… bone like. please

john-marshall

like listen, this set is $18.99 with the coupon it has available right now. unless you do a lot of cooking in which case you’re not the target audience of this post you don’t need more knives than this like… please

from left to right:

paring knife: it’s good for small cuts. deseeding a jalapeno, cutting up strawberries.

utility knife: allegedly these make cutting tomatoes easier. i don’t actually find cutting tomatoes difficult, so i don’t know. i use it mostly for trimming meat.

santoku knife: this is essentially a chef’s knife with a straight blade. it’s good for veggies.

chef’s knife: i use a chef’s knife for almost everything. it can chop a head of romaine and it can cut a chicken breast in half. whatever. just don’t use it for tiny shit.

slicing knife: good for slicing cooked meats

bread knife: bread

it’s also gay.

and here’s a cutting board with a knife sharpener. keeping your knives sharp is a good idea because cuts from dull knives are harder to treat, are more likely to get infected, and are more painful over time. cuts happen but you can reduce your risks

trans-mouse

Who wants to get me some knives?

bace-jeleren

Gay knives save lives

babyanimalgifs

How are penguins not extinct?

coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018

I am in tears omg

dremoranightmares

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

boomboxgod

Clumsy pillows

siriussly-serious

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

im seeing all these anxiety posts and then im like "hoo boy das me"

then im like "wait no anxiety is a real problem people deal with don't insert yourself into it" "but its genuinely relatable?" "yeah but that doesn't mean you.. wait. do we have anxiety. cause im getting anxious thinking about if we are being disrespectful to people with anxiety"

#what is my mind #why does my fuxken mind work like this #i dont wanna be one of those.. people. who are like oh yea i have depression im self diagnosed :))))#cause as a person with depression i hATE that #but then again.. am anxious

jill i love u so much and i love talking to you. you are happy and nice and i would trust u with anything

holy shit idk how long ago this is from probably years?? but i really needed this today ilysm!!!

neonprotagonist

not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.

neonprotagonist

like i’m not joking. i’m like. just so angry i can’t articulate it right now but i’m so upset, especially with adults/older teenagers who egg children on in making jokes far beyond their age because they think it’s funny.