Apr 7, 2025
had a dream about Barbie: Shadow of War
The title screen opened with the title sliding in from the left, then Bursting to light up the rest of the screen, revealing the main menu and the silhouette of a woman driving a mech while packing an arm-sized erection.
The story of the game was kinda paint-by-numbers, female mech pilots with huge cocks, piloting mecha frames called 'neo-scouts' (pretty baller name for mechs actually, not bad my subconscious!) fighting to defend the future from an alien threat. Occasionally it would fllash back for long periods to the 'past', which mostly consisted of barbie high school girls fighting and bickering. Each past section would always end with the 'memory' burning away to reveal the next Future mission.
