#weedisbae

[midgetgoddess]

[mermaidthayna]

[smokedouthorror]

Five Hargreeves x Stoner GN Reader

Content: Weed, alchohol, multiple forms of weed, Five being his bitchy self, no use of y/n

Five was no stranger to weed. Growing up he was constantly annoyed but the plants scent drifting up through his vent from Klaus' bedroom, and still to this day as Klaus clearly never stopped smoking.

It's not that he thinks anyone who smokes is a druggie, no not at all. He is just more of a fan of alcohol and cannot stand the smell. But when he has a partner who smokes a lot, a lot, it's an issue.

But at the same time one of his favorite things is coming home to you, freshly sparked up and calm.

His dress shoes clicked on the wood floor, prompting you to look over your shoulder. Your lazy eyes glanced to him and he chuckled at your state.

"It reeks in here." He said, trying to sound annoyed despite the grin on his face as his kissed your head.

"Oh cmon, don't be so grumpyyy!.." You teased in your lazy high voice. It made him smile more. He could resist but to set down his things and sit on the couch with you, putting his arm around you.

"You hungry?" He asked, a smirk on his face knowing damn well you had the munchies bad. Then the moment he saw your nod he was back up. "I'll order us take out if you promise never to smoke that shit again."

You of course, obliged, knowing you were gonna smoke again in a few hours. "Okay honey. I promise."

And so, he picked up the phone, punching in the number to your favorite resturant with your order already memorized.

Sorry this is short but I couldn't not use this idea!

[p3rcinterlude]

happy late new yrs wh043s🪩

[stayston3d]

[shitpostingforserotonin]

[therollingstonerd]

Let me toke in peace

[saddie-but-a-baddiee]

My pretty girl 💖