whatever you do, don’t think about the “arkeyan memory” story scroll in skylanders: giants and how it explains that arkeyans have difficulties remembering things located directly below their line of sight, and as a result, they’d generally refuse to bury anything precious to them. and whatever you do, don’t think about how drill sergeant was buried alive and trapped underground for over 10’000 years. oh and don’t think about the possibility that not a single one of his fellow arkeyans went searching for him because they likely never realized he went missing at all, because he’s a drilling machine, and drilling machines belong underground, and arkeyans don’t remember what’s below their feet. and don’t think about drill sergeant’s power source dwindling and his inner mechanisms locking up as he waits and waits and waits and waits and waits and waits for help to arrive. don’t think about him entering sleep mode in an attempt to conserve energy. don’t think about how he ultimately runs out of power anyways. don’t think about it, don’t even worry about it, it’s fine. also don’t think about this part from book of elements: magic & tech, regarding drill sergeant’s thoughts on being frozen and banished to earth pre-ssa:
