important alcohol safety information:
Coffee will not sober you up.
Alcohol does not have an antidote. You can't drink coffee to counteract the alcohol. You can have caffeine and alcohol effects at the same time, but that just makes you drunk and awake, it doesn't make you sober. The alcohol is still in your system. It is still in your inner ear, fucking up your balance, it is still slowing down your reactions, and it is still impairing your judgement. There is nothing you can do about this. All drugs and medications (same thing, different reasons for use) have a natural clearing time in your body. The average for alcohol is one hour per unit of alcohol consumed. There is no short-cut for this.
Coffee will not sober you up. Cold will not sober you up. Exercise will not sober you up. Nothing can make you sober except time and your liver.
Don't drink and drive even if you feel fine.














