bruh.

Just some fella.

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[segamascott]

[kidneyboy]

First time in a few days I can sleep under my covers. #staywinning #alpha #comfymaxxing #countyourblessings

[mr-deep-downer]

[laterkiss]

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

[thevampirejade]

Armand.

Also Lestat.

[laterkiss]

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

[idkwhattoputbroo]

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[burydme]

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[mymangamemes]

Girl, where are your legs?

From The Wolf Knight's Obsessive Love by Azutaka

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[dogpuppy]

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now

[translinkofficial]

Just found out that North Belfast exists! So excited to start running services there! :)

[translinkofficial]

Why is my bus always late when I’m heading to work, but not when I’m coming home from work? Do you hate employed people?

A peculiar quirk of NI is that people tend to generalise their experiences in ways that are unfounded. Someone not understanding Irish on a sign (when English is also there!) is proof of a targeted conspiracy against protestants, for example. Obviously many things have systemic causes, but the example I've given is patently ridiculous, and we're tired of pretending it's not. This ask is the same.

We don't hate all employed people: we just hate you. Personally. It's a core part of our strategy to become Better. Connected.