#drinking tips

[shitmylesbianwifesays]

“Just remember — wine tastes better after a glass of wine.”

~ My Lesbian Wife

[skittles-rainbow-cat]

a psa for ppl who are starting to drink

never drink alone, i don’t care if you have your friend on facetime just don’t drink alone

you’re gonna feel warm, don’t worry it’s not alcohol poisoning

the more you drink in the less amount of time, the drunker you will get

it’s not gonna taste good the first time you try it

if you feel nauseous, bread/toast is your best friend

cold showers won’t make you sober up but they will help kill some of the buzz

you might get tired after a drink or two, just know it’s okay to stop there

it’s gonna make you have to pee

make sure you know exactly what you’re drinking

[embracethecringeside]

I've heard that drinking caffeine also helps

Really? Like good for preventing a hang over? I have coffee I could make and if I made coffee I could pair it with my oreos... Thanks for the tip anon ily 💖

[takeurlumps]

Top 5 reasons to drink

1.  Gives a good excuse to be with friends. (They aren’t drinking though) 2. Makes ya smile like you know a secret that no one else knows 3. If you listen to music and its a lame song like Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem - Almost Here    Its so much more amazing. (kinda reminds me of the tribe though) 4. Losing weight buy drinking sips instead of eating. 5. Why not it’s not like you have a job or nothing.

[wtf-tfw]

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[yakwho]

가면 속 진실: 취함의 경계를 넘다 (Behind the Mask: Crossing the Line of Intoxication)

가면 속 진실: 취함의 경계를 넘다 (Behind the Mask: Crossing the Line of Intoxication)

가면 속 진실: 취함의 경계를 넘다 (Behind the Mask: Crossing the Line of Intoxication)

[catskewl]

Creative strategy to get around prohibition. in “The Seventh Day”, 1922.

[eldamist]

Never had a hangover 😎

My friends get mad when the morning after we’ve all gone out drinking, they all have bad hangovers and I’m just a happy little nugget.

They ask me my secret, what do I do to get rid of a hangover so quickly. How I’ve drank the same amount or even more than they had and I don’t look like death.

Here’s the secret.

It’s lame but I drink responsibly.

I know the point of when I’m feeling the best amount of buzz. I know my limit and I pace myself properly. Did you know it can take up to an hour for alcohol to have properly taken an effect on the body? So you don’t need to be constantly downing shots all the time. I take breaks in between or if I’m at a party I’ll have some water between drinks.

And that’s how I have a great time drinking and have no hangover the next day! No puking on the night or morning after, no headache or no bad after drinking shitstorms.

Drink smart and get the best of both worlds 😎