(for the meme) [Snores]
... Damn it Steve.
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(for the meme) [Snores]
... Damn it Steve.
Comet the mysterious light was more than a little pleased with the strange new sound coming from his keepers chest. The light kept whizzing around Samuel, letting out little horrifying high pitched shrieks of delight, pausing occasionally to snuggle against his chest where the source of the new sound could be heard pumping away.
[Samuel grabs Comet and SNUGGLES THE HECK OUT OF HIM]
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Steve
Ringtone: You, Me, and Steve - Garfunkel & Oates
Your one word is "caustic"
Groaning as he woke up, Earl squinted his eyes at the wall, willing his eyes to work. He didn't know why it was he was on the floor or who said floor belonged to, but as his vision cleared, it became abundantly clear, that wherever he was, there was a sharp smell in the air and something caustic eating its way through the wall.
"Carlos?" Steve had stopped by the lab to drop off a few samples, letting himself in with the key since he'd doubted anyone else would be there so late. His eyes had widened however as Carlos, in a frenzy after spilling some horrible chemical or another, was ripping off his lab coat and shirt, revealing long white cracks in otherwise flawless brown skin. "I... What are those from?" The alcohol helped the words spill out before he could stop them, a look of worry in his drunk brown eyes.
Carlos froze, unable to move until the chemical eating at his labcoat got close to his hands. He quickly dropped it, praying it would leave the floor alone, and moved to find another coat before answering. "It doesn't matter. Don't... don't worry about it." He kept his eyes on the floor as he shrugged the new lab coat on.
I just wanted to inform you that Eternal Scout is not even a legitimate Boy Scouts of America rank. In addition to this, the nationally recognized manuals say nothing about any 'earth mother' or mandatory sacrifices.
Now listen here, Steve Carlsberg. Certain matters of the Boy Scouts are kept private from public knowledge. Kind of like the Free Masons, but less... Masons like.
So while I value your opinion, I would expect someone like you to make such a mistake.