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When you try to be funny
@tonyposnanski I AGREE With You 10000%.. Not Only Did #PresidentObama POORLY Handle #HurricaneKatrina, The #CivilWar & The #GreatDepression, I PERSONALLY Think That He #DroppedTheBall Much WORSE Handling The #EmancipationProclamation, & The #BostonTeaParty.. It's Also Stated That #PaulRevere Was VEXED & Could Have Alerted Everyone That #TheBritishWereComing Much FASTER & SOONER Had #PresidentBarackObama Saddled #PaulRevere's #Horse Quicker!
Might you need a friend @usnatarchives? #oops #oopsie #droppedtheball #umyeah #fup #wedidthat #apologies #friends #choir #sing #theatre #catcallchoir #jk #notreally #womensmarch2020 #usnationalarchives (at Z Space) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7hjn5-lj0G/?igshid=jds5m1vielk4
We hate when we make mistakes but we are human. It’s important to realize that we all make mistakes. What matters next is how we work to remedy them! #droppedtheball #whiteafterlaborday (at LeadingLedgers Accounting Bookkeeping and Consulting) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpC6CnjBYem/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x1dyci6fauu7
One of our chickens started laying eggs! It took her a good 6 days to lay 5! (Totally normal..) Of course... it doesn’t take a genius to notice that there are only 4 eggs in this picture! That’s because... I dropped the first one! Me! It wasn’t my kids fault. I didn’t trip. I just... dropped it. And you know what. It was ok. The shell and membrane on store bought eggs are way thinner. It was sad that I dropped it. But it didn’t crack completely and we just ate it right away. . How often do you drop the egg and it seems like everything falls apart? Maybe sometimes it really does but... mostly it’s just our thinking and our own guilt that is causing that reaction. Sometimes... you CAN drop and egg and everything WILL be ok. It may take time. But it will be ok. . #behappy #droppedtheegg #droppedtheball #hardthingsyoucandothis #barredrock #browneggs #castironskillet #eggs #homestead #anxiety #military #militarylife #itsok #youvegotthis #mindfulness #stress #crackthatwhip #momlife #jodymoore #betterthanhappy #icandothis https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn15LrShnk0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19o66s4r6ynfi
When it rains, it pours. I’ve dropped the ball and ran out of biz cards. Apologies to all who won’t receive one in their order, new ones are being printed. For now, feel free to use the code BIZCARD for 15% off your orders, code never expires! #droppedtheball #selfemployedlife
When @weatherford5 asks you what kind of protein shake he should get, put down the damn #Snapchat and give him some options! #DroppedTheBall #StillGotAGoodSnapTho #VisionSportsClub He got the #PB&J #HowWasIt (at Vision Sports Club)
Stupid shit I do at work:
#1: *Fucks up a customers order* *makes eye contact with supervisor* *pulls racquetball out of apron* *maintains eye contact and drops it* *supervisor laughs*