Confessions of a Serial Plant Murderer
Opening: My sunflowers grew exactly 14 inches this year before the deer treated them like a salad bar. Again.
The Problem: I want that “wild but intentional” garden vibe everyone has on Instagram. Reality? My yard looks like a botanical crime scene by August. Between the clay soil, thirsty roots, and Bambi’s midnight snacks, I’m basically running a plant hospice.
The Discovery: Hilltop’s Landscaping Services page had a section on deer-resistant natives that made me rethink everything. Apparently lavender is basically deer repellent? And there’s a fern called ‘Ghost’ that sounds like it belongs in a fairy tale.
Takeaways:
My dream of peonies might be dead (literally)
I could replace my sad lawn with creeping thyme
Professional designers think about things like “bloom succession” (mind blown)
Closing: Maybe the secret isn’t fighting nature, but working with it. Or at least planting things that don’t taste delicious.
















