#drunk!blaine

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do yall happen to have a pdf of Time and Place by whatwasright ?

It's still up on AO3. You can download the file by going to the story and going to the DOWNLOAD button on the far right. ~Lynne

A Time and a Place by whatwasright

A night involving too many margaritas leads to Blaine challenging Kurt’s PDA ban in a rather unsurprising way.

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Chasing Pavements

Author:  spaceorphan

Rating:  M

Status:  Completed in April 2022

Word Count:  83,905

Summary:  When Blaine Anderson moved to New York, he thought all his dreams would come true. However, living in the city is much harder than he thinks. Feeling lonely and sad - especially since his brother's wedding is quickly approaching, he gets drunk one evening and declares on social media that he's engaged himself. Now he has to find himself a fake fiance or admit to everyone that he made it all up.

Tropes/Genre:  fake relationship, friends!Klaine, alternate meeting, humor, angst, Cooper Anderson

Lynne’s review:  One of my favorite tropes. Very well done. Oblivious boys, silly misunderstandings, all knowing Burt Hummel, insufferable Cooper and a beautiful ending. Lovely.

Read at:  AO3

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hi! i’m looking for a fic where blaine and kurt are friends through rachel and tina (? i think) and in the beginning they don’t like each other. anyway i think it ends with blaine admitting to kurt he likes him but he’s drunk and kurt doesn’t believe him. sorry this is vague :(

You're right - this is pretty vague LOL. The fic I'm listing has Rachel, Tina, and drunken confessions. I hope it's the one you are looking for. - HKVoyage

Like A Toaster by Odd [PDF] [EPUB]

It’s 1995, and Kurt Hummel doesn’t know what he wants except to get the hell out of Ohio - preferably with his best friend, Tina by his side. When Miss Pillsbury and his father tell him he needs a better plan, he finds himself surrounded by the very people he’s been trying so hard to avoid. People like Rachel Berry and Will Schuester - the obnoxious lead soloists of the school’s glee club. And what about Free Beer? (No matter what they say, Kurt’s not convinced anyone really wants Free Beer.) Even worse, he’s stuck spending every Friday night doing volunteer work with what has got to be the single most earnest kid in all of Ohio.

Figuring out his future and adjusting to so much change won’t be easy, but somehow, he’ll find his way.

[ETA] Thank you @wendypetersnevergrowsup for identifying the fic.

Near Misses by flaming_muse

This story is AU from within 2x06 ("Never Been Kissed"), with many of the broad strokes of canon remaining except where I thought they would be different because of the AU or other factors. Near Misses itself takes place in Blaine's first year of college, starting about a year from now. There are some spoilers through 3x22 (“Goodbye”).

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I read a fic a few years ago on FFnet, but I'm pretty sure it was originally posted on GKM. New Directions are at a party in season 3, Kurt is hanging out with the girls, and Blaine with the guys. They're all a little drunk, and start talking about sex. Kurt admits he loves topping Blaine, and Blaine confesses to the guys that he wears bow ties so he can tighten them during sex (erotic asphyxiation). I can't remember who wrote it or what it's called. Any help would be appreciated

You’ve got me stumped. Readers, if you know this fic please send it in.

I’m listing one below that is close to what you are asking for. It’s a New Directions party set in Season 3 where Blaine talks about Kurt’s dick. - HKVoyage

Not So Small Truths by Aeria 

Set S3, Kurt, Blaine and some of the New Directions play Truth or Dare at a party one night and Blaine gets just a bit too honest. 3000 words of dumb-dirty talk, smut and alcohol.

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hello! do you know of any fics where kurt or blaine is the "other man" and they don't know it?

I can only think of one with this sort of premise.

How's your new boy? Does he know about me? by InvisibleRaven

Filling this prompt: Blaine Anderson just found out his fiance, a CEO, has been having an affair with one of his employees. Depressed, he goes out and gets drunk, and ends up having a one night stand. Later he realises the guy he slept with is non other than Kurt Hummel, the man his fiance has been cheating on him with. Except Kurt tells a different story. Kurt hates his job, mostly because he keeps having to fend off the sexual advances of the CEO. After verbal harassment turns physical, Kurt has had enough.

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Drunk klaine?

Make sure you check out this post as well. - HKVoyage

‘Til I’m Screamin’ For More by @caramelcoffeeaddict

College friends!Klaine get drunk, talk about sex, and jerk off together. ((thanks to the lovely ladies running the GPM tumblr for the summary!))

(title comes from the song “Talk Dirty To Me” by Poison)

Fill for a prompt on the Glee Prompt Meme

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The (Mis) Adventures of Teenage Boys by flyblckbirdfly

This is a series of fics about the developing sexual relationship between Kurt and Blaine and all of the joys, embarrassments, and surprises they experience along the way.

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Seeing-Eye Kurt by @lady-divine-writes

After the fiasco of Rachel’s basement party, Kurt gets the honor of taking a drunk Blaine home. But drunk people usually say exactly what they feel, and Blaine has something sweet to say to Kurt.

Written for the Klaine Advent Drabble challenge prompt ‘guide’. Set after Rachel’s party in BIOTA.

Bed Mates by @missmichellebelle

Kurt did not come to college to babysit someone when they’re drunk, even if Blaine is ridiculously endearing when he is. 

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Blame It On the Strawberries by lilinas

Kurt and Blaine are at a party. Blaine gets drunk. And we all know Blaine is a horny drunk!

I can never resist drunk, horny Blaine.

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Royal Pains by @alexacardew

After a one night stand with a stranger, Kurt Hummel gets a little more than he bargained for.

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One Thing Led To Another (Now He’s Kissing My Mouth) by thelilacfield

Kurt has a terrible tendency to hook-up with his friends or complete strangers while drunk. Thankfully, he has a fantastic tendency to buy coffee on his way home. 

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But Anyway by reidbetweentheelines

After a drunken one night stand, Kurt quickly accepts that he will never see the man again. And he doesn’t, until a special dog named Indy enters his life and takes her to the local veterinarian clinic, only to see same curly haired, hazel eyed man, Dr. Anderson.

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Incapacitated by Love by musiclovingbitch

AU. Police Officer!Blaine. “I’m your ex, you are a cop, and I just got arrested for being drunk and disorderly”

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A Time and a Place by whatwasright

A night involving too many margaritas leads to Blaine challenging Kurt’s PDA ban in a rather unsurprising way. 

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Any recs for fics involving drunk confessions or just drunk misadventures in general?

Hey Nonnie, Ooooh, I love Drunk Klaine fics! Here’s a rec list for you, and if anyone wants to add their recs, please do. There can never be too many Drunk Klaine fics :-) Hugs, Marjan

A Time and a Place by whatwasright

A night involving too many margaritas leads to Blaine challenging Kurt’s PDA ban in a rather unsurprising way.

Are You Drunk? by @slayediest / notarelationship (justpractising)

Prompted on tumblr, start with the line "Are you drunk?" with Kurt/Blaine/Rachel.

Backs Up Pressed Against Bleached Walls by whatabeautifulmess

Written for a GKM Prompt. Kurt and Blaine meet at a bar, dancing and sexy times ensue.

Bed Mates by @missmichellebelle

Kurt did not come to college to babysit someone when they’re drunk, even if Blaine is ridiculously endearing when he is.

Blame It On The Alcohol by MELANCH0LYS

What could’ve happened between Blaine and Rachel’s drunk duet and Burt walking in on a very hungover Blaine in Kurt’s bed in 2x14

Blame It On The Strawberries by lilinas

Kurt and Blaine are at a party. Blaine gets drunk. And we all know Blaine is a horny drunk!

I can never resist drunk, horny Blaine.

Boystown by @skivvysupreme

Kurt and Blaine have a night out in one of Chicago’s most famous neighborhoods. Stop #7 of the Klaine Road Trip 2015!

Come Here Often? by wckdklaine

At ten o’clock on a Sunday morning, Kurt Hummel has no idea what he is doing in a strange (but very cute) man’s bed alone in a Dalton Academy t-shirt and just his boxers. All he remembers is a NYADA party, a curly haired boy, and a nasty smelling blue liquid on his $200 sweater.

Drunk History, vol. 206 by @skivvysupreme

In which Kurt gets drunk AF and tells the story of how he and Blaine got together.

Drunk on You by flaming_muse

It takes Kurt three times to fit his key in the lock of the apartment’s door, partly because Blaine is swaying heavily against his side, a warm, drunk weight keeping him off-balance, and partly because the alcohol in his own system is making the lock swim just enough in the plane of the door that he can’t quite catch it.

Drunken Texts by alexwhitney

Drunk!Blaine accidentally texts Loner!Kurt on a Friday night. Shenanigans ensue.

I Know What I Need by @caramelcoffeeaddict /CoffeeAddict80

Kurt and Blaine are college roommates. Both boys have girlfriends and think they're straight. One night, after both of them suddenly find themselves single, they get drunk and turn to each other to abate their sexual appetites.

I’m So Excited by @softiekatya

Blaine receives a few of weird texts in the middle of the night and that’s how it starts.

I Wanna Sex You by @spaceorphan18

Written for 15-minute nonny prompt:

Klaine- “How was I supposed to know sexy striptease was going to be hazardous”

Keep You Under My Skin by judearaya

Improbable first time shenanigans in a closet.

Kink by @lalalenii

None of them had intended this to happen. They hadn’t planned it and they definitely didn’t see it coming. But still, when Elliott wakes up on Saturday morning, head a little fuzzy, wrapped in Kurt and Blaine’s high thread-count sheets, his best friends’ naked bodies pressed against him, he doesn’t feel an ounce of regret. Judging by their bashful smiles, neither do they.

Kurt’s Drunken Confessions by @scrapmom2112

What happens when Rachel decides to have another party and this time it’s Kurt that gets drunk? The alcohol certainly loosens his tongue but will that be a good thing or a bad thing? Set in Season 2 before Original Song. Kurt leaves Dalton before Blaine has a chance to admit his feelings and when Rachel throws Kurt a welcome back party, things get a little complicated.

Living In The Same World by @a-simple-rainbow

Drunk, Kurt Hummel makes a humiliating mistake: A quick flick of his eyes, over the man’s shoulder and towards the door reveals another man standing there. This second man is taller and bigger. Muscles stretching out a tacky imitation of a police uniform as he holds a boom box under his arm, standing right behind the (Oh god) actual police officer. (AU, policeman!Blaine)

Margaritaaa by @hazelandglasz

Alcohol can make you do stupid things–like fall in love.

Oh Blue Eyes by @dont-stop-believin-in-klaine / blackrose1002

Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes, Kurt? 

Once Every Blue Moon by @hazelandglasz

Based on this glorious idea : http://tacogrande.tumblr.com/post/158465408932/drunk-kurt-is-a-rarity-but-also-a-gift

One Thing Led To Another (Now He’s Kissing My Mouth) by  thelilacfield

Kurt has a terrible tendency to hook-up with his friends or complete strangers while drunk. Thankfully, he has a fantastic tendency to buy coffee on his way home.

Operation Secret Santa by @ckerouac

Kurt can't stop staring at the cute guy who comes by the coffee station near his desk every morning, but can never muster up the courage to say hello.  Until the assignment for their office Secret Santa is revealed and his reads 'Blaine Anderson'.  Written in pieces for Klaine Advent 2017.

Out of Breath by @missbeizy

gigisplanet requested: “Kurt and Blaine having quiet sex in an unexpected location while Rachel is pottering around the apartment?”

Tipsy bathroom sex.

Reprieve by @trufflemores

Sometimes they just want to loosen up and have fun.

Right into the Christmas Zone by @ckerouac

“Imma take you right into the Christmas zooooone,” the guy on stage slurred, dancing to the music.  Well… dancing-adjacent, Kurt decided.  It was mostly hopping around and rubbing his hands through his hair.  He was cute.  Hogging all of the karaoke time and obviously drunk, but kind of cute.

Seeing-Eye Kurt by @lady-divine-writes

After the fiasco of Rachel’s basement party, Kurt gets the honor of taking a drunk Blaine home. But drunk people usually say exactly what they feel, and Blaine has something sweet to say to Kurt.

Setting Sail, or, The One Where Kurt and Blaine Get Drunk, Get Married, and Commandeer a Boat by @spinmybowtie

Inspired by this: (847) I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat…

Show and Tell by @skivvysupreme

It’s Valentine’s Day, and Kurt is so in love with his husband that he can’t even deal with it. Being drunk ought to help, right?

Show them our love by rynirer

Written for this prompt on the gkm: Sometime in the future, Kurt and Blaine are having a night out in New York, and go to a club. They're both tipsy/drunk, and Kurt really wants to dance and show Blaine off to the other guys at the club. Cue Kurt and his sinful hips grinding against Blaine until they're both needy and desperate and one of them drags the other off to the bathroom/backroom for some dirty fun.

Spin Me Around by @skintightsocksfic

Kurt was maybe a little drunk.  "I'm not drunk," he tells Blaine, because Kurt had really been looking forward to Blaine's other plans involving his bedroom and no interruptions before he got sidetracked by the punch.

Stranded/Recovered by @skivvysupreme

Blaine gets kicked out of his own room when his two best friends decide to resolve their sexual tension, but, as it turns out, being sexiled is not the end of the world. 

Thank the Alcohol by @sir-pyllero

They’ve never said a word to each other until Rachel decides she needs a date to Kurt’s party and his neighbor will do.

The Curious Case of the Drunk Dial Gone Right: A Memoir by Kurt Hummel by @dahlstrom

Inspired by “accidentally called your number while drunk asking for a ride and you actually came au” from this list.

The Friday Night Show by @lady-divine-writes

Kurt and Blaine stumble drunk into the loft when they think they're alone ... but as it turns out, they're not as alone as they think.

The World Could Be Burning by kittenslisten

Blaine's having a hard time coping with Kurt's absence, and finds himself making a drunk phone call.

Ugly Sweaters and Jingle Bells by @ckerouac

Kurt and Blaine find the perfect sweaters to celebrate the season and fail to remember the golden holiday rule -- never drink Rachel's pink drinks.

Uninhibited by @missbeizy

For gingeritt, who requested "smut with Blaine being all possessive and when it’s over he’s all apologetic and beating himself about being too rough with him but Kurt’s like, 'Um, sweetie, I liked it.  A lot.'"

Whatever Comes Our Way by JessicaMDawn

Takes place during 'Blame It On The Alcohol.' Kurt leaves Rachel's party and takes Blaine home with him. Dealing with a drunk Blaine is interesting and a losing battle. Then Blaine says something that makes Kurt's heart ache, but not necessarily in a bad way. pre-Klaine.

your text from last night by @klaineanummel

Kurt doesn’t make sound decisions when he’s drunk.

Or that time Kurt sent a dick pic to Rachel’s dad.

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Fic: David Karofsky, Why Won't You Boff Me?

Summary:

About a bazillion years ago, sometime during season six, I made up this little story in my head about how Blaine and Dave got together. They'd been meeting up at Scandals for a while, and Blaine started to notice that each time they met, he felt less inclined to complain about Kurt and more inclined to unlock the mysteries of David Karofsky. Why was Dave no longer a douchebag? Why did he have such lovely, well-groomed eyebrows? How would those small, pink lips feel around Blaine's ...?

Everything came to a head on Scandal's monthly karaoke night, when Blaine got slightly tipsy and decided to make his feelings known through song. He told the DJ to play the music for Bree Sharp's "David Duchovny, Why Don't You Love Me?", but personalized the lyrics.

This is what he sang.

(But honestly, this song could be adapted for almost any Dave ship.)

Notes:

Thanks to @likearumchocolatesouffle and @marauder-in-warblerland for help with the scansion!

I’m really sad that I couldn’t figure out a way to work Trotsky into this.

This works much better if you sing it.

Also on AO3.

David Karofsky, Why Won't You Boff Me?

It’s Friday night, I am curled up in my bed. I am alone. I wish I was with him instead. When he wears those flannel shirts I get so hard it starts to hurt. I am his number one fan Want to be his favorite Asian man!

And I can’t wait anymore for him to get off with me. I've got it bad for David Karofsky. David Karofsky, why won’t you rock me? Why won’t you rock me?

My friends all tell me, “Dude, you should just take it slow.” But deep within his thighs, I see me wrapped up like a bow. Watching his eyes for a sign, his beefy prize is on my mind. I’m waiting for the day when our lucky cocks align!

(Yes, I want) David Karofsky, Stroking me off please. It’s so wrong that it’s right, turn this friendship to boffing. (I need ) David Karofsky, hovering atop me, Ohio's Yogi, big burly hottie –

David Karofsky, why won't you boff me? Why won't you boff me? Why won't you boff me?

So brawny, so tough, I need him in the buff. I want him up in my stuff ‘cause the cool it just flows from his ten little toes right up to his big and Polish nose that I want up in my ass. Now you may say that is crass, but it’s okay ‘cause I waxed.

(Ooooh….)

Lube in my pocket, I am ready for tonight. Want to put an end to my daydream days and begin my sleepless nights.

Swooning like a lovelorn lass, I'm wishing he would tap my ass and just to feel the shaft of the boy, the bear, the balls of brass!

And I would say, David Karofsky, please put your cock in me. Just don and doff me. You could even be rough with me. David Karofsky, don’t be such a cocktease. Why won't you boff me? Why won't you boff me?

David Karofsky, I want you to rock me to kiss and defrock me, debrief and debauch me. David Karofsky, I know you could top me. I’m cut and I’m cuddly. I’m gonna make you fuck me!

And David Karofsky, why won't you boff me? Why won't you boff me? Why won't you boff me?

(Yeah …)

Epilogue:

Dave was totally embarrassed, but also thrilled. Much making out commenced. Other things, too. But that's another story.