#drunk bois

[ecoooni]

A Haikaveh request from my amazing friendo @spudkinart ✨😩

[thatgothsamurai]

🌊🌌

[multibic]

Jay, drunk off his tits: I love you

Simon, confused: Aww I love you too

Jay: *kisses Simon's nose*

Simon: Ahh don't kiss me!

Neil: *sad puppy face*

[spaceygoobert]

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[terry’s flirting while korvo tries to not puke on him OR  hes trying to pick korvo’s nonexistent nose]

[saethepaperclip]

OM! characters when drunk, part 1

-i don’t actually know what its like to be drunk so don’t @ me if i get something wrong-

Lucifer-this mans is kinda complicated cause he either shows no signs of having consumed alcohol or hes almost blackout drunk there’s no in between. He’s super clingy when drunk like hugging the nearest person, it doesn’t matter who, for dear life. Pretty quite and doesn’t talk much, just sits there silently watching everything unfold around him. Mammon being the great brother he is will usually stick with Lucifer at parties to act as a personal cuddle buddy and save his older brother a little bit of face.

Mammon- As aforementioned will stay pretty close to Lucifer at parties or events with alcohol. Usually one would expect drunk mammon to be off the walls and destroying everything in his path because he has way to much energy, but its quite the opposite. Homie ascended the astral realm and reached enlightenment somehow. Like hes over hear spurting out random knowledge he doesn’t even know, a quick google search says hes right and that’s the weird part. 

Leviathan- The opposite of Mammon, he’s absolutely clueless, basically Karen from Mean Girls when drunk. Asking the stupidest questions and occasionally bumping into things and apologizing to them. He also overheats super easily, like you can barley touch him without getting second degree burns. He can usually be found wandering around shirtless, or at least having little clothes on, because of this. At some point will disappear, don’t worry just look in the nearest freezer/cooler hes probably sitting in there.

-im gonna divide this into 3 parts because im lazy”

[kiutotakulady]

[slavet0thegrind]

Drunken shenanigans with a Viking horn on the Skid Row tour bus.

[hainethehero]

BILLY AND STEVE BEING DRUNK IDIOTS AU...

The picture comes out all blurry and lame and it's clearly obvious that whoever was behind the camera was drunk as a skunk.

But Steve doesn't care that his hand shook just a little as he tried to capture a rare picture of his boyfriend smiling in public. Billy rarely smiled when they went out, so Steve knew he was capturing a golden moment in time.

"C'mon babe, gimme a smile." He recalls begging, tossing Billy his best smile. The blonde is stone cold drunk, trudging up to Steve slowly, muttering to himself. It's hilarious.

"Screw you pretty boy."

Steve then proceeds to give Billy his best, lip-quivering, puppy eyes combo, forcing Billy to stand upright and glare at him.

"You're really gonna use that on me right now?"

Steve maintains the puppy eyes. "Please babe. For me, c'mon."

"You're a pain in the ass Harrington." Billy mumbles, fumbling with his pack of cigarettes. He drops it in his drunken state, cigarettes scattering every which way onto the cold pavement. He just stands there for a moment, staring down at his fallen smokes sadly.

"You're such an idiot." Steve cackles, tears in his eyes as Billy dissolves into a fit of stupid laughter, grinning up at him with a brilliant smile.

Steve takes the moment to snap his damned picture, snickering at Billy's sloppy movements as he checks his pockets again.

"Hey, where'd my cigarettes go?"

They were so fucking wasted.