Athena: Why is Uncle Poseidon causing 5 tsunamis at once?
Ares: Our darling drunken disappointment gave him the idea.
Dionysus: Big talk for a momma’s boy who’s momma doesn’t even love him. And no I didn’t.
Ares: You said, “cause an uproar with the ocean. Girls love a bold impression.”
Dionysus: I 150% never said . . . oh shit, I might’ve said that.
Athena:
Ares:
Poseidon: 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Dionysus: Shut up, I was drunk. We only invited you out because we felt bad for you.









