Talk to me about Fred drinking too much tequila at a party and getting sloppy
my favourite topic!
fred with tequila involved is.... a mess. also he’s a lightweight so anything more than 2 shots is blackout zone. and fred LOVES taking shots if you put anything vaguely shot-shaped in his hand he will cheer and take it without any regard for what’s in it or how many he’s already had. and chances are he will rally everyone around him to cheer him on and/or join him. (sometimes alice fills shot glasses with water and feeds them to him one at a time).
also fred is horribly susceptible to peer pressure if anyone tells him to take another drink he will. he needs no encouragement. it makes him very fun for about an hour before the sloppiness takes over. he has no idea what he’s doing but he’s having fun. dancing on the table, jumping off the roof into the pool, leading karaoke, wrestling with fp on the couch... he’s having a good time. making memories. (for other people. he will never remember.)
the best part about sloppy fred is that he’s absolutely convinced that he is fine and capable and needs no help whatsoever. the entire time he’s stumbling around he’s in full denial of how drunk he is and he thinks he looks totally sober. and he’s convinced that when he’s holding a conversation with people they have no idea that he’s drunk when really he hasn’t said a word that made sense for the past 40 minutes. he’s just a whirlwind of energy but he has no coordination. he wakes up with bruises all over every part of his body from falling over or walking into people or getting knocked down. he genuinely cannot keep himself upright. and his inhibitions.... none. but this also means he will start crying at a moment’s notice and then the party is over...
also he will throw up. so much. but he will act perfectly nonchalant about it and completely forget it happened.
i love him...
