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Imagine Harry and Draco end up at the same divorced dads support group
Alright so breaking down the Not Sober Ideas I had last night other then the ones we saw that I did not get inspired to make a whole post about while sober the next day.
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-AU of the Izuku Older Sister thing where his sister is actually a rancher in Canada. He moves to live with her there when his mom dies until his sister’s husband is a dick and they divorce. They go back to Japan. Izuku is pregnant at this time. His sister gets like three jobs but then meets Snipe. Cowboy love here. Everything else is really the same, probably just with asshole Bakugou since he doesn’t know how Izuku got pregnant.
-Inko is aged up. She and All Might are together and have two sons. Izuku of course, but also their much older son Shouta who has taken his mother’s maiden name to protect himself- Aizawa. Basically would be told from canon but different. Izuku has been training to get OFA for years, Aizawa is annoyed his dad still pushes himself and also Izuku is to gay for his close friend Iida Tenya.
-Story where Bakugou loses the respect of his classmates over the first semester where his attitude does not change. He doesn’t notice no one really likes him until he offers to tutor Kirishima who refuses because he himself is done with constant insults and the such. Bakugou suddenly realizes no one actually likes him.
-Izuku finds out that Bakugou put them down as a hero duo and is angry because he had planned on leaving UA and never working or speaking with Bakugou unless he had to. Aizawa learns that Bakugou is his old bully, and Izuku confronts Bakugou, revealing that his plans had originally been to release all the evidence of Bakuou’s bullying but he decided against it because Izuku fear the idea of Bakugou going villain, which he thinks he would do if he wasn’t a hero.
-Ex Boyfriends BakuDeku where Bakugou comes back thinking he can win Izuku back but Izuku has moved on and ignores Bakugou who is rying to get his attention.
Drunken Ideas About the US School System
Okay but like I had a i had a drunk discussion about this the other day and was like “THIS IS WHAT I THINK WE NEED TO DO WITHIN THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM” and I still think I have a fuckin genius idea.
Elementary school: okay so Minds are still developing and things. Elementary school is pretty much chill as it is. Only thing is we need to start making secondary languages mandatory and starting in middle school. Spanish, Arabic, German, and French are the other for languages that make up the top five verbal language in the US. Offer like one or two of those and some ASL.
Middle School: okay so here is where your brain and hormones are starting to go into overdrive in development. Like you’re hitting puberty, you’re getting a better understanding of the world, and all that jazz. This is were we need to fuckin make some changes. Completely wipe it all clean we’re gonna be using none of this shit as is. Continue with offering the second language and make continuing ASL an option.
Throw English back in because shit everyone needs to know how to write, but like kinda turn it more into a creative writing style to let the kids express themselves. They’re going through some heavy shit with puberty and they may need that outlet to express things. It can be therapeutic and if it’s a nonjudgmental platform kids could do really well. Like correct grammar, but let them express themselves. Have a world culture class. So they can learn about the different cultures of everyone around the world. And don’t just do history of culture do like current culture so they can learn about people that they are around. Open their minds and hopefully open their acceptance to other ways of life. Have people who may be immigrants or family of immigrants come to talk about their daily lives and how it may be much different than it is in America. If possible bring in foods and have the kids try the foods of the different cultures. Basically make it as similar to a foreign exchange program but within the classroom.
MAKE SEXUAL EDUCATION MORE INCLUSIVE WITH ALL SEXUALITIES AND MORE GENDER INCLUSIVE!!! Like around the end of middle school do an introduction to sex education. It’s around the time that kids will be getting those urges and be wondering about themselves and other things. Teach them that there is more than one gender. Teach them about the different sexualities. Teach them about rape culture. Teach them safe sex practices that aren’t abstinence. Teach them that abortion isn’t fucking murder, and that even if you personally are against it you can still be pro choice because body autonomy is a thing.
Make classes like home ec, cooking, art, and wood shop mandatory. People need to learn how to do many of those things when out in life but don’t know how. MAKE IT MANDATORY TO KNOW HOW!
High School: okay so high school. Make foreign languages a wider selection and now an option if they want to continue or switch to another one. Make at least one full year mandatory.
Make the classes like home ec, cooking, art, and wood shop mandatory again, but now also make like a basic accounting class, auto shop, and like a psychology or sociology class mandatory too.
Make the classes like the sciences, history, English, and those kinda of classes electives. This is where kids are going to start figuring out what they want to do with their life. Make those classes electives and see if it’s what interests them. If it is they can focus all their electives towards one subject and just study that one topic all through high school and just go fuckin hard in college too. Like shit. Do you have any idea how amazing it would be if you got to just do the subject that interested you, and also the classes that taught you how to be an actual functioning human adult. Like wow.
Also for those butthurt people who are like “we need religion back in our schools”!!!! You know what I absolutely agree. We need a religion class that talks about ALL faiths that people live by within the United States. Like let’s cover ACTUAL Muslim faith, Paganism, Wiccan, Judaism, Christianity, Buddhism, and the HUNDREDS of other religious practiced around the world. Like teach them that really under it all they are all practicing the same thing: “be kind to others”. Like come on guys it ain’t that hard.
Like I know my idea isn’t perfect, but I think it’s pretty damn good.
Drunk hot takes: how to solve rape
Okay so my bff and I (both rape victims of the super bad kind and the forgivable kind) were talking and theres a teensy problem with the yes means yes movement: some people talk in their sleep. I, for one, can seem very lucid, even holding a conversation, while totally asleep. I wont remember a thing. Yes, this has led to sex once or twice before the dude noticing that even tho I'm talking, I am indeed unconscious. Idk I think it's genetic cuz my mom seems concious while sleeping too. The following idea is very effective in solving that particular issue and idk maybe could help in other consent issues.
So we were like, instead of consent just being verbal, cishet consent could be defined by the girl literally grabbing the dick and putting it inside her. And like, as a society, we say like "hes not a man unless she is SO into him, she MUST have his dick in her right now" so that like he can't force it cuz if he does, he's not man. We should also make it so that hes not a man unless the lady comes too but that's an issue for another day.
But like, nowadays it's considered sexy for the man to take the woman, which leads to an unbalanced power dynamic in which the man feels he is in the right to dominate the woman, leading to men not thinking that they are in the wrong or should wait to get more consent. So if we turn it around and make the women the initiators of sex and that male initiation is sorta looked down upon, incidence of rape should decrease.
Pros:
No more having dicks clumsily shoved inside you
No more having the dude miss and hit your perineum. Ouch!
More power to women. Yay!
Less lady rape
Cons:
Probably more man rape. Tbh this is a BIG flaw here
Idk how this relates to gay relationships. Uhh replace "woman" with bottom or reciever maybe?
Probably a lot more. I'm pretty drunk. Drunk ideas are usually not good ideas.
So like before you drag me about how awful I am or whatever, just like, be nice n shit. I'm just sharing a convo between two survivors brainstorming ways to make the world a better place. If you hate it, just say so politely. Anyway, have a nice day.
P.s. also public awareness on ppl who talk in their sleep! Yes does not always mean yes! Idk make them do a jumping jack or whatever. It really sucks waking up and finding out somebody had sex with you and you cant even be mad cuz you DID verbally consent.
ugh rain is so peaceful someone do me in the rain hahahahaahahh
@kelcf @orangeworkhorse You guys in?
Drunk me came up with an idea for a horror movie last night. The entire thing takes place during a fancy party at a big house. It begins with just one of the chairs in the living room covered in plastic.
But as scenes pass, gradually, and inexplicably, other things become covered in plastic as well. Maybe a vase or a candle. A pen on the desk and then a bottle of wine. More furniture and more things and nobody says a damn thing because they don’t notice.
The last scene is suddenly silent, and the camera zooms out to discover all the people covered in plastic as well.
I think there’s a reason I don’t make movies.
Drunk Buisness Ideas #2
A tinder like app that matches you to the perfect Bar/Club for you where they have profiles with pics and are filtered theough location