An Introspective Look At Insanity

There is a very likely chance that, somewhere along this wonderful adventure that we call life, you will become offended. If it’s here, and by something I’ve said, let’s talk about it. It is just my intention to bring balance to The Force. Smile, at least you’re still here! Stay a while, and listen.

[dashbeardconfessional]

SPACE JAM was released 19 years ago TODAY

unleash the jam with me. COME ON AND SLAM

[nillyandthefunkybunch]

YES THE MASTER POST! THANK YOU

[dashbeardconfessional]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[twistedslightoffate]

COME ON AND SLAM!

[luisonte]

¡Llamas a miiii!

[welcome2myjungle]

Bruh wtf ?! How

[mushoku]

[twistedslightoffate]

Ummmm. What? I need to know how it’s done!

[30-minute-memes]

An assault is an assault, regardless of the gender of the person doing it.

[ashurazero-deactivated20200225]

That shits for real, I knew a guy who got fired from his job because they found out he was involved in a “domestic dispute”… turns out his wife just beat the crap out of him and he didn’t lay a finger on her. But he still didn’t get his job back. Anyone can be a victim

[twistedslightoffate]

So a long time friend of the family and his wife go into a “domestic dispute” as well. She clawed his face, threw a lamp at his head, and repeatedly kicked him...because he told her she had to get help for her several hundred thousand dollar gambling debt that she’d been lying about for years. Guess which one of them spent the night in jail?

Domestic violence goes both ways and it’s wrong no matter what.

[vacuumssuck]

French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it 

[forzafxrrari]

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

[neuxue]

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

[tsukidaisy]

i’ve had e9 of this

[dean-hanel-deactivated20181219]

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

[sheenaduquette]

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

[nijuukoo]

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

[jokes-explained]

In French, instead of saying 80 (eighty), they say quatre-vignt. Quatre is the word for 4 (four) and vignt is the word for 20 (twenty). So instead of saying eighty, they say four-twenties, or 420. 420 is a weed reference and ‘lol blaze it’ refers to smoking weed. Meaning that a French-speaker would say quatre-vignt for 80, which is a weed reference.

[twistedslightoffate]

You know, I really was hoping nobody would explain this ever so that thousands of people were left wondering. Not cool @jokes-explained

[envyavenue]

Stylish Private Loft

[peachdoxie]

Venom (2018) - “Ride to Hospital” deleted scene

[veryfunnymemes]

[twistedslightoffate]

Find something that gives you peace, joy, or happiness and keep it sacred. For me it’s cooking breakfast in the mornings. I try to let that be the one time of day where I concentrate on just what’s at hand and making it enjoyable. It doesn’t have to be complicated, most mornings it’s some eggs, toast, Greek yogurt, and occasionally a cup of coffee; but it’s a space in my day where I don’t have to be anyone or anything. I’m just a guy making breakfast and eating it while letting my mind wander wherever it wants.

[programmerhumour]

Relatable

[association-of-free-people]

🤔

[elpatron56]

[twistedslightoffate]

I too work in IT and will vouch 1000% for this. I don’t even have anything stored on a cloud drive. My printer doesn’t even have an Ethernet port.

[extramadness]

[twistedslightoffate]

The more you have, the more good you need to do with it. I appreciate and am grateful for everything and everyone in my life everyday.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If alcohol was served at women’s clothing stores, they’d make a killing from the guys who would otherwise just be standing around

[ddd-444]

I just

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want to be happy in 2019

[twistedslightoffate]

Do the shit you said you were going to do. Don’t let people down when they’re counting on you. Be a good person and do more than the bare minimum. Show up not just when it counts, but every single day.

[thejeffrose-deactivated20221219]

A roaring fireplace in the Windridge Cabin in the Ozarks of Arkansas

[twistedslightoffate]

This inspired me to go out back and chop some wood for a fire this week!

[eu-aventureiro-blog]

Paris, France

[andloveisalwayswise-deactivated]

[alexander]

[twistedslightoffate]

Most punchable face in the world right there.

[veryfunnymemes]

[twistedslightoffate]

Let’s be real, damned few people could hack it if there was a revolution OR a zombie apocalypse. The second peoples iPhone start hitting 10% they’re going home because shit got hard suddenly.