#drunk ment

[tinkonka]

ashe making pickup lines whilst drunk is the best possible thing like

ashe: so.. you come here often~?

noel: i live here?

[probsnothawkeye]

So I got a little bit drunk last night for an online event the society I'm on committee for was hosting and just drunk messaged my friend about tma while on a video call with him and other friends

[notokayjuslikefuckinmcr]

me: knows full well that im susceptible to addiction

also me: hey let me get drunk while my familys out of town and the house is empty. im sure this wont lead down a precarious path

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

one of my classmates is another venti simp and the venti friend from theatre is a xiao simp, also made a friend that likes thoma

life is good

[lickmyballs420]

context: I'm a lightweight, but im still I'm 5 shots of whiskey, 7 bong rips, many hits off a dab pen, and a can of monster in. (My friend and her boyf were also high/drunk but not both, I was the only one crossfaded)

ok so like I'm still awake(at 5am), still quite crunk, and I hear laughter. Now I don't think it's my friend n her boyfriend cuz I'm 90% sure they're asleep.....who the fuck am I hearing laughing 👁👄👁

[namzani]

I just know... If i dont throw up that means i was never really drunk

[saccharinsweet]

What's your favorite thing to do while drunk?

tbh, drawing and watching youtube!!

[bruisedark]

GOD i bought this box wine lije 3 fuckign weeks ago but ive been working so much that i havent gotten through it and its so GROSS i just want it GONE and the ponly way to do thaaaaaaaaa t  is to get gufcking hammered even though i have to wor k from noon to 4 am tmr asdfhhghkl