Fill your life with laughter and bees

Tired/Writer/@thefringespod and @forgedbondspod creator/Musical enthusiast/Podcast lover/Seattle Kraken fan/Probably not an archer (Pine, they/them, 26)

[probsnothawkeye]

Tonight's mood

[heartpdfs]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

list of (HIGHLY ETHICAL) USA military jobs where you don’t have to kill anyone:

Public Affairs. Have you ever wanted to make literal government propaganda? Well now you get to.

Emotional Support Animal Handler. The emotional support animal in question is a mutt that one of your Battle Buddies “rescued” from Afghanistan. He named the dog “Kunduz Hospital Airstrike”

Depleted Uranium Munitions Handler

Recruiter Who Specifically Targets Teenagers

Priest Who Tries To Convince Murderers That They Aren’t Going To Hell

Guy who brings Hot Pockets™ to drone operators and fruitlessly discourages them from using the term “Bug Splat”

Guy who keeps the buildings full of munitions from catching on fire. (It’s really really important that those munitions dont explode until they impact an apartment block in the global south)

Guy who stands on the deck of Coast Guard vessels and hollers threats at migrants in the worst Spanish you’ve ever heard

Guy who maintains and repairs multimillion dollar murder machines

Guy Who Trains Guys To Kill Without Hesitation or Remorse

Sex Trafficker (Army)

Sex Trafficker (Navy)

Sex Trafficker (Marines)

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[girljeremystrong]

he is so awesome

[edgebug]

"I'm anti-kink" .. what? like... all of them?

[edgebug]

I HATE it when girls think other girls wearing sock garters is sexy. if you have a foot fetish DIE. calling your bf a good+special boy in the bedroom is WRONG. <- this is how you sound

[edgebug]

no but seriously antikink ppl are sooo weird. "abuse can take place during kink activity therefore I'm against kink". boy howdy do I have news for you about how abuse can take place during absolutely any activity at all!

[veedyveen]

sometimes being a fan of a team of a city im not from makes me feel like a weaboo for that city

[jaesawalth]

two minutes of bobbo/bobbymac’s highlights!

kraken youtube

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[wordfather]

lower back pain is actually the root of all evil

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

snower back snain is actusnailly the snoot of all snevil

[wordfather]

no yeah you're right its the snoot of all snevil

[jaesawalth]

seattlekraken Mark your calendars 🗓️ // Our 2026-27 theme nights, including a full slate of Common Thread games, are here!

twt 26.7.23

[0shark-yaps]

[jvgoalie]

"Rooting for a team doesn't always mean that you need them to win. Sometimes you just wanna see them fight, do their best, or even just keep showing up. Sometimes you want to look at a guy and say: well, he's fucked! but he's trying!" 

You Should Be So Lucky - Cat Sebastian

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[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[tyltos]

Exactly what his face says.