#drunk mess

[ross-shuu]

Drunk Iruka probably a mess. A cute mess 😆😆

[deansbiflannell]

I wish I wasn’t feeling things but I am so fuck it. This is the most honest I’ve probs ever been on social media and uh yeahhh ✌🏻🥃

[buckyland]

what’s a girl gotta do to get some sweet loving

[ayojewlsx]

Things Happen For A Reason

A heartbreak can really fuck with you. It can either make you stronger or break you down.. or both. 

I became so emotionally involved, I guess you can say I was truly in love with this guy. I was so committed to him that I moved in with him within the first few months we started dating. After those few months, he took me on vacation to paradise - Punta Cana. He met my friends and family and I his. We would enjoy each other’s company even if we were doing absolutely nothing. I became pregnant with his child and we lost our precious soul. Moving from New York to the South was a big change, but moving to Puerto Rico was the real deal. After that move, everything changed.

I returned to New York alone and heart broken. I felt stupid. I didn’t care about anything. I began to try numbing the pain with alcohol. I would go out Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday - nonstop. There was a point where I’d go out every single day of the week. I started sleeping over random guys homes. I had no care in the world. I remember feeling literal pain in my chest, in my heart. I will never forget the pain. It had only been a few months since I got back from Puerto Rico. I was living on out of my car, from couch to couch.

There was this guy who’d watch over me. He was just looking out for me. Let me sleep in his bed after a stupid drunk night and I ended up living there. Well, I’d sleep there and shower there. I had some clothes at a friends house, and my cousins house, moved all of it to his house. We even went on trips to Las Vegas and Atlanta. This guy is now my son’s father. I do have to say, he saved my life from a stupid but genuine heart break. I guess at first, it broke me the fuck down, but I’ve come a long way from then. 

[mildred-meadowlark]

18th Century Drunken Slang

A Line of the Old Author - a dram of brandy

A Trifle Disguised - tipsy

A Wheelbarrow - very drunk

Admiral of the Narrow Seas - a drunken individual who vomits into the lap of the person beside them

Ape Drunk - very drunk

Barrel Fever - ill health caused by excessive drinking

Be with Malt above Water - drunk

Beggar-Maker - a publican

Blue Ruin - gin

Blue Tape - gin, again

Bosky - drunk

Brandy Faced - a drunkard

Brown Cow - a barrel of beer

Bung One’s Eye - to drink heartily

Buy the Sack - to become tipsy

Cant a Slug into your Breadroom - to have a drink

Castaway - drunk

Cup the King’s English - to be drunk

Cut One’s Leg - to become drunk

Diddle - gin

Disguised - drunk

Drunk as an Emperor - regally drunk

Dutch Feast - where the host gets drunk before the guests

Eaten Hull Cheese - drunk

Ensign Bearer - a drunkard

Flag of Defiance - a drunk roisterer

Flash of Lightning - gin

Foxed - drunk

Full as a Goat - very drunk

Give a Bottle a Black Eye - to empty a bottle in one go

Glorious - ecstatically drunk

Going to Jerusalem - to be drunk

Grapple the Rails - whisky

Groggied - tipsy

Half-Seas Over - half drunk

Half-Sprung - tipsy

Have Been to Jericho - to be tipsy

In the Gun - tipsy

In Your Cups - drunk

Irrigate - to partake of a drink

Jug-Bitten - drunk

Kill Devil - rum

Make a Bridge of Someone’s Nose - to pass the bottle past someone

Mauled - exceedingly drunk

Old Hock - stale beer

Old Tom - gin

Penny Latice-House - a low ale-house

Peter Lug - one who drinks slowly

Properly Shot in the Back - drunk

Rag Water - bad liquor

Rammaged (Scottish) - tipsy

Rogue in Spirit - a distiller

Sky Blue - gin

Soldier’s Bottle - large bottle

Strip-Me-Naked - gin

Surveyor of the Highway - a reeling drunk

Swallow a Hare - to get extremely drunk

Swill like a Tinker - drink immoderately

Swizzle  - liquor

Tap Hackled - drunk

Tears of Tankard - beer stains on a waistcoat

Tickle Pitcher - drinking buddy

Tiff - thin or inferior liquor

Top Heavy - drunk

Water Bewitched - weak beer

Wrapt in Warm Flannel - drunk (again, surprisingly enough)

source: georgiarefugees.tripod.com/oldslang.htm

additional source: https://sites.google.com/site/regencymurdermystery/slang

[fuckgabe]

Second times the charm

[goddessofloveeee]