#drunk mike

[wayward-sherlock]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

new fic just dropped :) go check it out?

(this is me pushing my mike-coded your city gave me asthma agenda. btw.)

[mike-will-protect-you]

Never have I ever popped a boner for a friend.

“Nanana...” Mike slurred. Then he giggled, and started to sing, “Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na...”

He raised his fist in the air. “Foh...mall seh...curry!”

[ahah1127]

“Just Russian Babushka lectures drunk Michael Fassbender https://t.co/VZ9QdmZUI8”

This video brings me joy every time I watch it.

[mikeyinmikeyland]

Mike: I'm kahrunk. It's the type of drunk that was only ever previously reached by the ancient bird people.

[0scar-mike]

❦

“Uh....its a type of dog, their skinny you know those? Funny looking too heheh.”

[mikeyinmikeyland]

Garlic (again)

Mike: You can't yell at me for things the garlic does! I don't control the garlic!

[mikeyinmikeyland]

What time is it?

Mike: Eleven seventy thirty. It's military time.

[askapiratesotp]

But when people get drunk, don't they become truthful, and do things they wouldn't normally do? So if Mike returns Foxy's feelings when drunk... *whispers* oh, foooxxxyyy~

Not really, they become more relaxed. It also depends on what kind of drunk a person is too since that can also infect their judgement as well