#drunk test

[aislopforlaughs]

Please forgive the typo, but my free version of Grok does not understand my request to correct it.

[dykenaround]

Getting drunk and watching STVFOE so you should ask me questions!!

[onlinegazete]

çılgın polisten yoldan geçen insanlara alkol testi

çılgın polisten yoldan geçen insanlara alkol testi

çılgın bir polis tarafından yolda durdurulan insanlar kendilerini bir anda ilginç bir alkol testi içinde buluyorlar iyi seyirler.

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[kethri]

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to Grapewing: i just fuodn out that ur in my dpt?? nd ont some hr flluf orops fuckbuo? whte the hekkd

to Grapewing: it was you YUO roded ONE MIDLLON SUTCK NOTES

to Grapewing: YOR R WHY I HVE TO APRPOVE EVRY FUKSNDING SUPTLY ORDR NOW UTS YUIR FSLT I WOLL BYRY U IN THE WAEVE VXED STUCKLY NTOS

[lux-astrorum]

wouldn't it be hysterical if, instead of asking suspected drunk drivers to walk in a straight line or focus on a moving object, police officers just handed them a coloring book and a box of crayons and asked them to stay inside the lines?

[iamexperimentingwiththeurl]

How to tell if you’re drunk: bite down as hard as you can. Rate the pain on 1-10. Closer to one, the more shit faced. If you're saying things like, 'whoa I can't even feel it,' drink water.

[thingsmycathastaughtme-blog]

When I drunk text/call/speak....?

[spannermouche]

Still drunk? A panto story.

Him (dancer): I went out last night and I'm not hungover or even tired?

Me: Is this a sign you're still drunk?

Him: No. I did the test. I did a double pirouette and I'm fine.

Me: That's not my test.

Him: I imagine we all have different tests.