#drunk thots

[sluttywonwoo]

one and a half drinks in which means i’m thinking gay thoughts about chaewon

[oddestishottest]

-hiding from everyone at the xmas party-

miss my best friend, hope us being the gayest ever makes your day better

been friends for 13 yrs now ❤️

[hatussy]

bob the kinda boyfriend who would pick u and ur drunk friends up after a night on the town and just “babe you look so pretty!” “did you have a good time?!” “who wants mcdonald’s drive through?” just be the bestest boy/boyfriend so in love with ur drunk unruly ass and so patient with ur equally drunk friends and doesn’t mind bc ur having fun and that’s all he wants 😭

[sachyriel]

gentlemen we stand on the edge of science itself

Sloppy joes at 7:20 am, a night of drinking and then some

We have a few breaded chicken patties. This one was selected for the test.

Load it with sloppy Joe sauce

Our scientific payload is readied with crispy onions.

[carcinogenic-glow]

i like to imagine in a post sburb/sgrub world on eart c after june comes out to her friends, kanaya immediately takes the most advantage of this to design some cute dresses/outfits for her in blues bc no one else wears blue primarily??? (other than vriska but she doesnt. want to make her shit anymore..)

[brxttyprxncxss]

i’m still drunk but y’all can’t tell me emma darcy don’t look like a sexy vampire.. like damn look at themm i am sorry but the sweet fuck i would put on this mf 🥵 i would be an absolute WHOREEEEE for them

[mycatsaidwhat]

things I’ve heard (drunk) college students say: Halloween special

-your cat is gonna die soon

-You look like a Jew, Gary

-*6’2 baseball player to his 6’4 friend* What are you supposed to be, a slut?

-Can anyone break a $1

-If you’re dressed as a fairy be better

-*genuinely crying* the MCU sucks now huh

-*wandering the liquor shelves in target aimlessly* it’s like a grocery store

-If I see a single one of you fucking freshman vlogging that you’re at a club I’m fucking maiming you

-Ayo momma let me get that candy

-my bong rips for Jesus

-I wanna be born again. Like. Not cause I hate my life, just to be pushed out of a small hole covered in blood and screaming. Like that sounds pretty fire

[lewishcmilton]

mr steal your girl is also a really pussy pleaser