Just realized that Kobolds are lil alcohol bellied creatures, and that's why Astarion says it like *that* when he's telling you things he's fed on.
They get him drunk af.

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Just realized that Kobolds are lil alcohol bellied creatures, and that's why Astarion says it like *that* when he's telling you things he's fed on.
They get him drunk af.
Eric is the love of Sookie's life
Jasper Whitlock in an AU where vampires can drink
Shawnie’s drunk, how tf did that happen???
A drunk vampire gave me an almond joy
That's it. I was at work and a drunk vampire walked into the bar and offered me an almond joy. I'm not complaining. He was delicious.
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Chapter 21/21: In the forest (Alternative ending)
What would have happened if Moira had said “Yes” instead of No when Regis asked her permission to drink again?
The drunk Saga continues