Here’s a thought for ya. Do Witcher’s get drunk? And if so how would Geralt of Rivia act when he got drunk? (For the sake of this, we’re saying they can get drunk)
My thoughts! Geralt hates being drunk because he gets unbelievably clingy and affectionate with literally anyone. Which is why he keeps the drinking for when he heads home to Kaer Morhen and is surrounded by people who know what’s up.
He kind of forgets this small fact when he brings Jaskier back for the winter. They had been lovers for a while but they still didn’t like to be parted for too long. Mainly because Jaskier somehow gets into a lot of trouble when he isn’t by Geralt’s side.
So Jaskier comes to Kaer Morhen, everyone is nice and they treat him well. When night falls they all want to have a few drinks but Jask is actually really tired and just wants to sleep so he goes to bed early. Geralt wants to follow but the bard tells him to stay with the others and catch up so the Witcher listens (Because he’s whipped for the bard no matter how hard he tries to deny it)
But the Witcher’s all get to drinking and as they slowly get more and more drunk Eskel and Lambert are just waiting for Geralt to start clinging to them. They’re surprised though when Geralt stands up, a little wobbly on his feet and a small dopey grin on his features as he bids them all good night.
Lambert laughs while wishing the bard luck, Eskel taking another drink while nodding in agreement.
When Geralt gets to the room that Jaskier is staying in he momentarily forgets why he’s there. That’s quickly fixed when Jaskier opens the door and stares at him with an expectant smile, “Have fun?” Geralt hums before just falling forward, careful to not dump all of his body weight onto the small human.
Jask doesn’t think anything of it until he’s trying to deposit Geralt onto the bed and the Witcher drags him down as well. When he tries to escape Geralt just tightens his hold and buries his face into the bard’s neck, laying light kisses over the skin.
Jaskier isn’t fully against the idea of having a round with his Witcher right now but Geralt is being so unusually clingy that he’s a little more worried than aroused.
(I found this going through my drafts and have no recollection of writing it but hey!)
