#drunkblogging

[tulipbaeks]

baekhyun seriously gets prettier every time i see him… ah my honey angel baby puppy beloved sweetheart

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

Gollum summer where you're in your underwear crawling around on the floor wet (because of the humidity) and then you die from Zoomies in a Precarious Location

[tobermoriansass]

Trying to come to terms with the fact that while I may have the physique of a thirty something year old, my brain is still stuck in its twenties which means I cannot stand the grown up boring conversations that take place at three drinks in and instead need everyone to be dancing in order for the night to feel like it's worth living.

[not-tumbling]

you ever notice one of your friends comes out as trans and they immidiately act more engaged and joyous with the world

[mynameisyvonneandilikewaffles]

I relate to ed because, I too, am unlovable

[official-rolli-und-rita]

Drunk as helll and i'm remembering my driend telling me that 1tbsp of salt in a liter of water will repell ANY hangover. I did 1 tsp in 1 cup water and it was so disgusting that i only drank half before almost throwing up and drinking two more cups of woter. Will update tmorrow and tell you guys if it works. Welcome to the science side of tumblr btw we're intellectuals here.

[vhstape]

guess how many vodka is in me :)

[amonkeyaday]

I’m starting a new job tomorrow and I’m soooo excited. Imma pretend I don’t really care if I’m actually qualified or not but really? I’m fucking proud I escaped from that toxic bs at the last joint. My family expected/raised me to be a shit person and somehow, eventually, I’ve become just slightly better than a shit person. Even if I fuck up at this new job I may not be qualified for? I can be happy I’ve become a less terrible person than I was destined to be 🤷🏻‍♀️