#drunkblogging

[tobermoriansass]

Trying to come to terms with the fact that while I may have the physique of a thirty something year old, my brain is still stuck in its twenties which means I cannot stand the grown up boring conversations that take place at three drinks in and instead need everyone to be dancing in order for the night to feel like it's worth living.

[not-tumbling]

you ever notice one of your friends comes out as trans and they immidiately act more engaged and joyous with the world

[mynameisyvonneandilikewaffles]

I relate to ed because, I too, am unlovable

[official-rolli-und-rita]

Drunk as helll and i'm remembering my driend telling me that 1tbsp of salt in a liter of water will repell ANY hangover. I did 1 tsp in 1 cup water and it was so disgusting that i only drank half before almost throwing up and drinking two more cups of woter. Will update tmorrow and tell you guys if it works. Welcome to the science side of tumblr btw we're intellectuals here.

[vhstape]

guess how many vodka is in me :)

[amonkeyaday]

I’m starting a new job tomorrow and I’m soooo excited. Imma pretend I don’t really care if I’m actually qualified or not but really? I’m fucking proud I escaped from that toxic bs at the last joint. My family expected/raised me to be a shit person and somehow, eventually, I’ve become just slightly better than a shit person. Even if I fuck up at this new job I may not be qualified for? I can be happy I’ve become a less terrible person than I was destined to be 🤷🏻‍♀️

[lesbrarians]

i told my sister to get me a footlong subway so i can eat the other half for later and after i finished a half i ended up eating the other half less than 10 minutes later 😔

are you me bc i swear this has happened to me like a milion times before slkfdslf look, sometimes you gotta focus on Present You and not Future You! and if Present You wants the entire footlong sub, then Present You DESERVES the entire footlong sub, and Future You can deal!!!

[narkinafive]

top 5 Ezra shenanigans

where to even B EGIN

the most reidiculous ezra shenanigan is when he decides to cut the power to reklam station WHILE HE’S STILL ON IT. fucking IDIOt

yeeting himself off to parts unknown with the entire seventh fucking fleet

accidental grand theft auto of a military missle plane DURING an attempted fruit theft

“there’s a weird shirtless demon on this weird darkside planet who wants me to work with him. he must be friendly”

that time he decide d that a few lessons w hera meant that he was ready to fly next to a fucking. exploding nebula or w/e the fuck that was. he’s like NAH IT’S COOL I’VE GOT THIS, boy you’re lucky you’re so cute