Drunk! Peter Headcannon
Thank you for reading, hope you enjoy our adorably drunk Peter Parker!
First off, nobody even knows how he got drunk
He went to a party at the Avenger’s Tower and next thing everybody knew, Peter Parker was drunk
“Congrats mighty spider!”
“What are congratulating him on Thor?”
You would see Peter stumbling
You would laugh but decide it was time to get him home
Not knowing what to tell May
Peter pulling on the couch and hiding you underneath his arm and leg
“This is my girlfriend. You hear me, mine.”
Lowkey Peter is an emotional, jealous, and clingy drunk
Him not letting go
“I’ll make you waffles if you go to the car.”
Peter tripping over himself trying to get up from the couch
Him turning what he assumed to be a corner, but smacking straight into the wall causing him to fall
He literally just gives up and sits on the floor as you attempt to motivate him
“Peter if you don’t get up I can’t make you waffles.”
“Can I at least get a kiss?”
Kissing him lovingly hoping he’ll keep his end and get up
Peter finally making it to the car with the help of Steve and Tony
Peter keeps accidentally saying curse words
“Fuck!” Peter says not being able to open the car door
Him quickly covering his mouth, giggling
“Don’t tell May or Mr. Stark.”
“I don’t think she’ll have to.”
Peter’s face getting so red
Eventually making it to his house where Aunt May is thankfully asleep
Sitting him on his bed and shutting the door
“Take off your shirt and pants.”
“We’ve never had sex before.”
“I’m telling you to take off your shirt because it has stains on it.”
“Oh.”
Laughing at his awkwardly cute self
He takes off his shirt and pants as you start looking through his drawers
You hear light snores behind you
Looking to find Peter already asleep on top of the covers in just his boxers
Giving up on pajamas and managing to get him under the covers
“Please stay the night, Y/N”
“I’m not going anywhere, Peter.”
Laying down beside him and his arms instantly being wrapped around you.
In the morning you would wake up before him
He would wake up and find himself in just his boxers with you beside him
Him instantly getting insecure and awkward
“Good morning.”
“Did we have sex?!”
“No, Peter.”
HANGOVER LIKE NO OTHER
You taking care of him all day
Explaining what happened to Aunt May
Her laughing at everything he did while drunk
Peter being super confused and embarrassed
“It’s nothing, Peter.”
“O-Oh okay.”
“Just get some sleep baby.”
Him falling asleep with his head on your stomach and arms wrapped around your legs.
