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[marmaalade]

4, 32, 55, 63, 95 luv u

luv u 2 ;)

4. do you like your name? why? 

its ok! its versatile, i go by sam a hella lot more than samantha

32. 3 favorite girl names

Josephine (josie is a cute nickname), Claire, uhhhh Drew? more androgynous 

55. what is your dream job?

mattress tester

63: do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

i love and accept chicken nuggets of all shapes and sizes

95. summer or winter?

winter fuck any temperature over 80 degrees

ty babe <3

[feralvegaspete]

hiya! are you still willing to share that lucio in concert image? (honestly, why hasnt blizzard marketed this???)

yup the image is here

honestly blizzard need to step up their merch game lmao

[marmaalade]

hamilton, cats' toe beans, and daisies all mean u. also ayap! : )

!!! yes, i accept this

[marmaalade]

(does it count if i guess lmao) gal/17/brown/brown/5'9" (or very close to that)/you dont play a sport/and youre hella super rad

you’re an inch or 2 too tall but everything else is correct ; 0

[val-ritz]

✍ dude

Class: The Dude

Description: First made popular by the indie film “Altoid Mints Are Not A Substitute For Ibuprofen,” The Dude is a class with maximum chill factor. That’s a stat now, guys. The Dude requires. All combat classes fall before The Dude, because their aura of sleepy, Southern-California-strip-mall torpor consumes all. The ultimate in diplomatic warfare, presuming you have a 12-pack of PBR ready to back them up.

Strengths: Bro... like... do you know if humans are even... like, capable of connecting with the planet anymore?

Weaknesses: Hand soap

[rockpapertheodore]

happy birth

much grass, senior

[pbcookies]

NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE. Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and send this to 10 of your favorite followers.

1. I have thumbs.

2. Most people tolerate me.

3. My hair smells nice. (seduced yet?)

4. I have an innie, not an outie.

5. I have eyes.

[val-ritz]

I'm not sure if you're still doing these, but would you mind doing a team dynamic/analysis for a Sylph of Blood, Heir of Hope, Knight of Void, Page of Heart, Maid of Light, Rogue of Rage, Seer of Space, Witch of Life, and a Prince of Time? (gah I'm sorry there's so many). Thanks!!

Alright, so, let's look at the players people actually care about. I kid. But seriously.

You have a Prince of Time and a Seer of Space. I laugh. I laugh in your silly faces that you believe you need my advice. Let the Prince take his Time powers and start blasting people out of the fabric of the universe. Dersite agents? Shit, son, doesn't matter when their asses never existed. Yeah. Also, Seer of Space? That's SBURB code for "there is no fog of war." Basically if these two hook up early on, you can call down spacetime low orbital ion cannons made of pain wherever you so choose.

Hmmmmm, let's see what else is in the goodie bag. Heir of Hope.

Ha.

Hahahahahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH GOD. YEAH OKAY. LET ME FIND THE LINK FOR THIS.

HERE.

Alright, next question. Wait, hold on, let me look at this list. Page of Heart, Maid of Light, Rogue of Rage, Knight of Void... You guys are pretty much overpowered. Like. Crazy overpowered. Stop wasting time here, go find some horrorterror to put in a fucktuple armbar or something.