Jun 17, 2023
Getting into DS9, and this is all I can see when Odo walks on screen. I can’t unsee it.
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Getting into DS9, and this is all I can see when Odo walks on screen. I can’t unsee it.
This is more cracky than I like to get in my Dominion fic but I'm currently entertaining myself by thinking about a scenario in which a Vorta has to convince a Changeling to get into a very small jar in order to be delivered secretly to an infiltration site or something
It's like trying to coax a cat into a cat carrier except the cat is a god and you're trying so, so hard to be respectful
Weird Stuff I Found In My Art Folder On My HardDrive: DS9 Edition
A piece of the ‘if Garak had gone on the TOS adventure episode’ doodles
A terrifying drawing of Bashir based on Tumblr making fun of a 1970s shirt ad looking like it was issued by Star Fleet.
Odo squishing Quark crab because of Rene voicing the chef in The Little Mermaid.
Lego Garak tries to flirt.
Ice... skating..? Apparently?? I don’t know what this is about.
Disney Princess Julian Bashir
Cardassian Punk Girl Band
Garak and Ziyal being snarky fashion pals instead of grossed forced “”romance””
and I 100% do not remember the last one. If you came to me and said, ‘remember that comic thing you posted about Dukat and Damar’ I would tell you that you had someone else in mind. This one had to be added onto the bottom of someone’s post. I cannot stress enough that I have no memory of this place.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I wrote this 200+ word mess back in 2011, before I had discovered there was such a thing as fan fiction. So when I found it just now in a bunch of old files, I figured I should post it. Because I wrote DS9 finale tribute, to the tune of a 1979 Bob Seger song. And apparently that means I should inflict it upon the world. Enjoy?
~Posing
star trek au wherein...
Julian Bashir and Kathryn Janeway switch favorite holoprograms, but each show’s holosuite plots stay the same.
i.e. on Voyager, Janeway almost exclusively plays the Jane Bond holoprogram; falls in love with a Bond Girl; M briefly comes to life and leaves the holosuite.
meanwhile on DS9, Bashir is spending all of his time as the governess for bratty children and Garak breaks into the holosuite to lecture him about superior Cardassian parenting techniques. the bodies of the ds9 staff are possessed by mean children. somehow bashir still shoots garak.
Phantom of the Opera / DS9 au where Odo is the phantom and Kira is Christine and Jadzia is Raoul. Dukat is the stage coach driver, the only character the phantom should have actually killed in the entire show instead of just incapacitating, bc then he's alive to muck things up later. (In the Phantom's perspective). In the end Odo, who has been used to being an outsider for so many years, but has never felt alone with Kira, kidnaps her. But Jadzia, who she felt like she has known for a long time, even if it's only been a short while, comes to her rescue (and is 100x more understanding and kind than real Raoul is). When brought to make her choice, Kira is angry, not tearful. She chooses Odo to save Jadzia's life, though. Shows compassion to Odo. That's when Odo realizes he'll never be worthy of her love, and releases them both. Jadzia and Kira sail away into the stars and Odo travels the worlds on his own to try and find any happiness that could possibly remain for him.
Write a Star Trek: Deep Space Nine screenplay where Romulans try to steal Joseph Sisko's Creole gumbo recipe and Commander Ben Sisko has to stop them
FADE IN: EXT. DEEP SPACE NINE - SPACE
The exterior of Deep Space Nine, a space station in the Alpha Quadrant, is shown, hovering in the endless void of space.
INT. DEEP SPACE NINE - COMMAND CENTER
The command center is bustling with activity. Commander Ben Sisko is at the helm, overseeing the daily operations.
Suddenly, an alert sounds from the console in front of him.
COMPUTER (V.O.) Intruder alert!
Sisko looks up, surprised.
SISKO What's going on?
Suddenly, several Romulan warbirds decloak and surround the station.
SISKO Red alert! All hands to battle stations!
The crew rushes to their posts as Sisko takes control of the situation.
SISKO This is Commander Sisko. What do you want?
A Romulan voice replies over the comm.
ROMULAN (V.O.) We are here to retrieve something of great value to us.
SISKO What is it?
ROMULAN (V.O.) We want the recipe for Joseph Sisko's Creole gumbo.
Sisko is taken aback.
SISKO That's impossible. The recipe is a closely guarded family secret.
ROMULAN (V.O.) We will not take no for an answer. Comply or suffer the consequences.
Sisko is determined not to let the Romulans get their hands on the recipe.
SISKO Never. You'll have to get through me first.
The Romulans prepare to attack. Sisko orders his crew to prepare for battle.
SISKO Fire all weapons!
The Deep Space Nine crew fires at the Romulan ships, but the Romulans manage to dodge the attacks.
The Romulans launch a powerful energy beam at the station. Sisko orders the shields up, but the beam manages to penetrate them.
The Romulans board the station and begin searching for the recipe.
Sisko and his crew fight off the Romulans, but they are outnumbered.
Suddenly, a voice rings out.
JOSEPH (O.S.) Stop!
Joseph Sisko stands in the doorway, a stern look on his face.
JOSEPH This recipe is not for sale.
The Romulans hesitate for a moment before turning on Joseph.
Sisko and his crew rush to Joseph's aid, and a fierce battle ensues. The Romulans are finally defeated, and the recipe is safe. Sisko and Joseph look at each other with a knowing smile.
JOSEPH I guess I owe you one.
SISKO No, you don't. I'm just glad we were able to protect the family secret.
Joseph nods in agreement.
FADE OUT.
The latest game: "Replace DS9 dialogue with more appropriate lines from a musical"
[Episode: Past Prologue.]
Julian: You'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smilin' at me, and talkin' to me...
Sisko: mmm, that's very interesting.
Julian: ...mmmhmm, he was being real friendly. And, I think he was coming on to me. I think he might have thought *I* was *gay*!