#dt asks

[holdmytesseract]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLnRDWt2/

Bestie this man is a MENACE 🥴🫡

He absolutely is, bestie, and we love him for it! 😂🥴🫡

[dear-alex-chill]

TEAM SCIENCE ASKS!

Gyro- Do you like Science? If so, what's your favorite area?

Fenton- If you could get a paid internship anywhere, where would you go?

Gizmoduck- Do you consider yourself a good person?

Fethry- what's your favorite thing to talk about?

Manny- what's the most iconic thing you've done?

Bulb- have you ever been compared to a robot?

Mitzy- Do you like seafood or sealife?

Huey- do you play by the rules?

[thingsdtwears]

Alarmist Hair Anon here. Thanks for talking me off the ledge (or, more accurately, out of the corner, where I was lying, consumed by cobwebs, listening to Cigarettes After Sex, and obsessing over the possibly dim future of David's hair) in your insightful, historical, and witty way. And thanks for your on-point revival of the Ramones shorts-- I can't think of anything that better conjures up the core essence of real-life DT. I found them stabilizing & oddly comforting in these uncertain times!

I understand Anon, and I am here for you. In these uncertain times we can all rely on the one constant that David will NEVER get rid of those atrocious shorts. 

I’ve gotten a few comments speculating that the hair is for his Phineas Fogg role in around the world in 80 days, which makes sense, his stylist probably just told him to let it keep growing and they would fix it when he got back. It’s easier to cut long hair than to add back hair that Georgia butchered. 

I’ve also gotten some people who are clearly not familiar with my oeuvre, questioning my judgement when it comes to the swoleness of DT’s pecs. And I want to assure everyone, that is not their usual state, as someone who has zoomed and cropped more than my fair share of DT’s various body parts over the years, I assure you his biceps are not typically like that. 

But look, making these tough controversial calls is what I do. And if being a thirsty train wreck on anonymous social media can bring any of us a sense of normalcy in this crazy world well... I’m honored to serve.

[holdmytesseract]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLRSu9Pr/

this sent me into a crisis omg 😳👀 watch it and join me in crisis mode, bestie 🥴

Omg, I...I... 😳 *crisis mode activated* HOW DARE HE? 🥴

[dark-tails]

You still there?

Hello.

[dark-tails]

Hello? Is this working? Guess I have to wait for an answer.

[holdmytesseract]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNdCFsJf/

ohh lawd this was smth else 😮‍💨🫡

Oh gods, yes... This was reaaally something else. 🥴😮‍💨 I swear, David looking like THAT always gets me. ALWAYS. 🫠

White, puffy shirt, bestie... White, puffy shirt. 🤤

[holdmytesseract]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLqgtEgh/

bestie i got another Davina edit on my fyp and it’s sending me into a ✨crisis✨ 🫠😮‍💨

Bestie, I... This is really not fair... How is it possible, that he's so pretty?! Like... He's a prettier woman than I am! 🥴😮‍💨