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Dinosaur Train Text Posts Part VII
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6.
[Just a normal day in Troodon Town. The Troodon-Pteranodon House is all gathered around Sonny's radio to listen to a holiday broadcast or something.]
Sonny: [turns the radio on]
Sonny:
Thurston:
Gilbert:
Tilly:
The radio: Troodon Town! This is Lamech Latenivenatrix, and I'm here to make an announcement!
Tilly: Is-is this the right radio?
Thurston, checking the radio settings: It is...
Sonny: I think he hacked it...
Lamech, on the radio: Dinosaur Train Industries is a bitch ass motherfucker!
Gilbert: Whoa, straight to the point!
Lamech: They pissed on my fucking family! That's right! They took their feathery dick out and pissed right on my fucking family! And they said "it was this big!" And I said "That's disgusting!"
Thurston: Wh-what is happening?
Lamech: So I'm making a call out broadcast to all of Troodon Town! Dinosaur Train Industries, you all have small dicks the size of walnuts but way smaller!
Lamech: They fucked my family! So guess what! I'm going to fuck the city!
[The television is forced on, showing Lamech standing over the DTI HQ]
Lamech: That's right! That's what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!!
Sonny and Thurston: [cover Gilbert's eyes]
Lamech: I'm not pissing on the city! I'm aiming higher! I'M PISSING ON THE DINOSAUR TRAIN INDUSTRIES HEADQUARTERS!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, COUNCIL!?!?!?!!! I PISSED ON THE DINOSAUR TRAIN INDUSTRIES HEADQUARTERS YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!
The adults who just witnessed that: :O
Lamech: YOU HAVE TWENTY FOUR HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING CITY! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
Gilbert, eyes still covered: ???
Lamech: [screaming, running down the street holding up a sign that says Fuck Dinosaur Train Industries They Fucked Up My Family!] Larunda: [running after him screaming for him to stahp] Lorimer: [running after both of them, handcuffs ready to arrest Lamech again for disturbing the peace again] Trevor, witnessing this: ...
