#dualkat

[lildogie]

"Go on, minnow, see if you can hit anything vital before I snap yer neck."

A picture for @lapis-of-lazulii <3

[millk-tastic]

All I want for Christmas is roleplay partners that play amazing ancestors tbh

[crispychocolate-blog]

All i want for christmas is a great dualscar roleplayer willing to rp with my karkat. dfab genderfluid or not idec

[themutantleftbehind]

((

tbh i'm trash for ancestorsxkarkat

[themutantleftbehind]

((

all i want in life is someone to rp my really unpopular ships with me ))

[bookwormally]

Okay, I getcha. Dualkat for number 1 or 20 then?

1. pumpkins (picking, carving, cooking, etc.)

"You're fucking obsessive."

"It's called having taste you little shit. Now, shush."

Dualscar has yet to pick a fucking pumpkin. The goddamn seatroll is going over every single one in this stupid bubble memory until he finds the perfect one that matches his oh so stupidly specific taste. Asshole.

The mutant hefts his pumpkin in his arms a little higher. The humans in the bubbles had communicated some idea of their little holiday to everyone else and now they were arranging a bubble wide Halloween party. Apparently picking and carving pumpkins was very necessary for fun and decorations. Karkat was willing to do it because he got to stab something instead of wishing he could stab himself.

Dualscar for horror terrors knew what reason was really fucking excited by this whole idea. Karkat's known him for a while now after bumping into him in the bubbles. Apparently anyone who wasn't scared of him deserved an actual conversation and things kinda just went from there. Karkat is reconsidering everything now. The seatroll is rubbing a hand over a good sized pumpkin and humming. He gives it a rap of his knuckles and shakes his head.

"Startin' to rot. Open it up and it'll be dead in a week." He stands and moves on to the next one to catch his eye. Karkat is about to shove his head in his own pumpkin.

"Please just fucking pick a pumpkin so we can go do this stupid shitty holiday whatever fuckery and move the shit on." He blinks and Dualscar is five steps closer than he was a second ago.

Hands that could crush his skull grab the pumpkin from him. Karkat growls. "Hey, that's mine!"

Dualscar knocks on the pumpkin. "Actually, it's mine now. Clearly this is the most superior gourd and therefore it belongs to me." He's grinning widely with his stupid shark teeth and Karkat stomps on his foot. It's completely ineffective and Dualscar just laughs at him.

Karkat marches over to the closest nice pumpkin he sees and scoops it up. "Fine, take my pumpkin you asswipe! I'm still going to carve this one better than you. You wasted all this fucking time choosing the most superior gourd and you're just going to ruin it with shit carving." Dualscar scowls at him.

"Watch it or I'll carve you up."

"Like you fucking could."

Snipping back and forth they head for the carving party.

[genocidal-sufferers]

CG: WELL SINCE I'M OBVIOUSLY THE BEST PERSON TO ANSWER THIS..

CG: I WILL. HA.

CG: I'M GOING TO START WITH QUADRANTS SO WE CAN BLOW THAT SHIT OUT OF THE WATER ALREADY. 

CG: LOOK A GRID AND EVERYTHING JUST FOR YOUR FUCKING CONVENIENCE. YOU'RE WELCOME.

CG: ANYWAYS, THESE ARE THE ONES THAT EVERYONE SHOULD OR ALREADY KNOW ABOUT. THESE ARE, IN TERMS OF NEPETA, "THE CANON SHIPS"

CG: ME AND ERIDAN, CRONUS AND KANKRI, MAGISTER AND KAT, AND DUALSCAR AND SIGNLESS.

CG: THOSE ARE THE FLUSHED QUADRANTS GOING ON RIGHT NOW, ASIDE FROM THOSE WELL, MAGISTER AND DUALSCAR ARE MOIRAILS FROM WHAT ERIDAN'S TOLD ME BEFORE.

CG: THOSE REALLY ARE THE ONLY *REAL* QUADRANTS HERE.

CG: OF COURSE THERE'S BEEN... PAST THINGS FOR ONE ANOTHER TOO...

CG: THAT'S ALL WATER UNDER THE METAPHORICAL BRIDGE NOW THOUGH.

CG: AND AS FOR FAMILY BONDS? WELL.. AS MY UNDERSTANDING FOR THAT HUMAN TERM GOES..

CG: .... I GUESS THERE'S A FEW..

[vievidal]

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