#duckbunny

[calaathmaza]

Maia, 3C? if you publish this one we can pretend I can spell his name

i'm sure i don't know what you're talking about you're practically a god at spelling

he needs the corazhas to sign this

ID: a digital sketch of maia drazhar from the goblin emperor. he is a young, thin goblin-elf with high cheekbones and a rounded nose. he has long voluminous dark hair and gray skin and he wears a white layered shirt and a circlet. he is gesturing with both hands emphatically at a scroll on the desk in front of him that is titled "WORKER'S RIGHTS" with his signature at the bottom. his expression is indignant. the background is a vague suggestion of a meeting room with a chair behind him. end ID

thank you!!!

from this expression meme

[spearhafoc]

Forgot to post this earlier. The last Apex Society storyline had a lot of background references to Dungeons and Dragons. Here are a few of the designs I did of various D&D creatures that showed up.

[xombigirl]

top five things to eat with cheese

Crackers is my number one. I am a sucker for a good cheddar and some Ritz.

I love a good grilled cheese! Classic white bread, processed American cheese and the secret ingredient, mayo instead of butter. Seriously, try it, it's so much better.

I love cheese straws! I don't know if they're popular outside the US but they're basically a baked cheese cracker type thing that's usually got a bit of a bite to it.

Cheese pizza! I honestly don't eat any other kind of pizza because at heart I am indeed a five year old child.

And finally I love to just eat cheese by itself, just nice slices of a good cheese is so tasty!

[thisstableground]

I assume that you own exactly five odd socks and sometimes you wear them anyway

is this “five odd socks as well as several non-odd socks” or “just like five socks total and none of them match” because both are reasonably accurate. but they’re all from a multipack so while they are odd in pattern they are the same in length and feel. very important,that. my eyes don’t care about the oddness but can’t be having my feet notice it

[toreblogallthethings]

Per your request, @duckbunny . All from Wikimedia Commons.

[virovac]

The duckbunny doesn’t have stats for you to fight it

It has stats for when you want players to try and catch one in a humorous chase scene.

Just doing my part to defend the monsters that find themselves on the “dumbest D&D monsters” online lists.

[calaathmaza]

steel apricot raspberry lilac

more poisoning!! what a lucky guy I am<33

[thisstableground]

prompt for when you want it: Ruben has spent a very long time working out the perfect pizza. the others have fallen asleep by the time it arrives. does he wake them up to test his science pizza or eat it all himself?

he doesn’t wake them up, but he’s there waiting when they wake up all cutely tucked up with blankets and the lights have been dimmed and there are two perfect little slices of perfect pizza on two lil paper plates on the table.

“here it is,” ruben says, grandly gesturing. “the only two slices of absolutely perfect pizza in the whole world, and i saved them just for you guys.”

“aww!” usnavi says.

“only two slices? you said you were gonna make a whole bunch,” vanessa says. “ ‘you have to be able to replicate results for it to be valid,’ that’s what you said.”

“…i don’t know what you’re talking about,” ruben says. there is a smudge of melted cheese in his beard. “these are the only two slices.”