dudebro regressors where r u... is this a thing? cus if its not im making it a thing lol!
dudebro regressors who get the same kick out of going to a playground but at the gym
dudebro regressors who love their fruits n veggies
dudebro regressors who address close friends or their cgs as "dude" and "bro" out of habit
dudebro regressors who feel bad about resting while small bc it doesnt feel "productive"
dudebro regressors who bounce off eachothers energy
dudebro regressors who almost always have a smoothie on hand
dudebro regressors who r very emotional but scared to show it
dudebro regressors who love to clean/feel clean
dudebro regressors who say that tummy time -is- an exercise!
dudebro regressors who like to be in bed by 9 and no later (but maybe sooner if they can)
dudebro regressors who drag other regessor friends or their cgs to do a billion different physical activities
dudebro regressors who r actually very timid and shy
dudebro regressors who need help knowing when to rest or not push themselves too much
dudebro regressors who snore in their sleep
dudebro regressors who help their cgs open tight lids
dudebro regressors who always manage to get dirty - seriously why is there dirt under ur fingernails again?? and where did that bruise come from??
dudebro regressors who r opportunistic couch potatoes
dudebro regressors who r 100000% introverted
dudebro regressors who loooove being babied and will do anything if asked sweetly enough
dudebro regressors who cant go to sleep without a baba 🍼!!
dudebro regressors who r padded
dudebro regressors who wanna be the biggest guy at the gym but r itty bitty teeny tiny when regressed
dudebro regressors who love to lay on top of their cgs much to their cgs dismay
(im not aaaalllways like this but its def big enough to show up in my daily life and i wanna see if theres anyone else like this!)
