#dudes why

[valhalla-awaitsfor-us]

How the hell my 9 screenshots of a short film has over 2000 notes?? What the fuck guys

[binkmoi]

Me: *uses women's bathroom*

Me: *gets started at by confused soccer moms*

Me: *uses men's bathroom*

Me: why is there shit everywhere

[black-lodge-gatekeeper]

I just come here everyday to block bots, I guess. @staff

[trustmeifyoudare]

god not rem

[changelingways]

Why is it every dude on okcupid opens their profile with "I'm a little bit intense"? Okay but so are altoids so who gives a shit. I'm sure you aren't that much of an experience Derek buddy

[thefloralpeach]

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why do i have the sneaking suspicion that this was toby

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[malwa1216]

And again...

Eh... Another day, another dick’s picture in my PM... OMFG, dude really? Is it everything you’ve got to offer?

I don’t wanna see your dicks for fuck sake.

I only want to see one dick (well, two if you count Adam’s).

That’s all.

[lonedidion]

“Want to know what’s filling up the phones of nearly every single woman? It’s this: “Hey,” “Hey!” Heyyy!!” “Hey what’s going?” “Wsup,” “Wsup!” “What’s going on?” “Whatcha up to?”

Aziz Ansari, Modern Romance

I started having online dating PTSD when I read this.