#acccurate

[tiktoksinspo]

[overwhelmingly-hufflepuff]

“the light of starkid against your soul”

-my friend (about me)

[alberto-rosende]

raphael: do you wanna eat what my mom made?

simon: sure what did she make?

raphael: me

[lonedidion]

“Want to know what’s filling up the phones of nearly every single woman? It’s this: “Hey,” “Hey!” Heyyy!!” “Hey what’s going?” “Wsup,” “Wsup!” “What’s going on?” “Whatcha up to?”

Aziz Ansari, Modern Romance

I started having online dating PTSD when I read this. 

[nervous-network-blog]

all of my siblings have biblical names except for me. if that wasnt foreshadowing I dont know what is.

[teram-rphous]

sometimes i think i love everything and then i'm like "oh wait, i have a tumblr, i hate everything"

[amassofgaugesanddials]

“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that you’re in control of her body? If I teach her that I’m in charge of whether or not she can touch her hair, she’s going to replace me with some other man when she goes out in the world.”

Hi I'm Will Smith and I win at EVERYTHING.

[debstron]

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It sure is.

we actually talk about this with my brother rn