[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

[briar-arisen-nightmare]

girls who are in pain all the time deserve $100,000 and the sloppiest head imaginable

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[dogpuppy]

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[human-pet-they]

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

[sour-charity]

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

[rooted-clangen]

dawg my discord got hijicked and sent out fuckin spam links... ive fixed it and still have access to the account but ughhh i now have to see if i cant get the guideline strikes off.

i cant message on there till the 15th tho

[rooted-clangen]

i hate it here

[rooted-clangen]

im out here making waves. they cant stop me. innovation is key

[rooted-clangen]

the discord is innovative

[shinraalpha]

i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[sreppub]

i miss my cardboard boxes

[crying-mascara]

my cat, completely uninterested in the toys I ordered for him

[the-haiku-bot]

my cat, completely

uninterested in the toys

I ordered for him

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[milf--adjacent]

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

[id: screenshot of broken tumblr queue footer ui with one reorder button, 5 delete buttons, one edit, and one unreadable button where post button should be./end id]

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[shishroom]

Them❗️