Osjack for the shipping asks?
Thank you, and sorry for the delay! :D
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? Forever, in my heart. It failed to start in canon.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? First sight. Splashing water on the other’s face can only be the sign of a crush? <3
How was their first kiss? Awkward, on both sides, but in different ways.
Wedding:
Who proposed? No one proposed, they just realized one day they were engaged.
Who is the best man/men? Levi.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? Who is the braid? XD
Who did the most planning? Oswald
Who stressed the most? Oswald
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Miranda.
Sex:
Who is on top? I can’t decide haha. It works either way? Or neither way?
Who is the one to instigate things? Both, but Jack more often.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 (except when they’re actually trying to murder each other)| 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? Average time.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? None, because biology.
How many children will they adopt? Three.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Oswald
Who is the stricter parent? Oswald
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Jack
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Oswald
Who is the more loved parent? Both, but Jack is the one they’re the most open with
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Oswald
Who cried the most at graduation? Jack
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Jack
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? Oswald, but Jack makes the tea and desserts.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? Oswald, but he’ll force anything down anyway.
Who does the grocery shopping? Jack
How often do they bake desserts? Randomly
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Meat lover
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Oswald
Who is more likely to suggest going out? Jack
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Oswald; might fall asleep.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? Oswald
Who is really against chores? No one really is, but no one likes them either
Who cleans up after the pets? Jack
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Jack
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Jack
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Oswald, because he deserves to buy something sweet <3
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? Jack, because his hair takes an eternity to wash.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? Jack
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Not often
What are their goals for the relationship? Being completely open with each other, I guess
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Jack. Oswald sleeps the whole afternoon instead.
Who plays the most pranks? Jack
