#evzeke

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if i had a nickel for every time ive drawn them eebing...

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evzeke wedding challenge.......big scary woman in a suit..........,.i thinc i hauve covid..............

big scary woman in a suit!!!

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Describing every single rare pair of total drama I have, if you hear the name Ezekiel a lot, get used to it:

Ezekiel x Harold:

This is one of my favorites, Yes, I was the previous Harzeke anon

Ezekiel x Duncan:

Opposites attract? Lemme consume all the art of it (I don't even like one of the characters here, but I still ship it)

Ezekiel x Justin:

Anyone here who shipped this before slimeysoda's au?

Ezekiel x Geoff:

It all started when I saw a funny looking piece of fanart, then I went down the rabbit hole, and now I ship it.

Ezekiel x Noah:

This can also be used to summarize most of the ships here, because I can

Ezekiel x Tyler:

The first guys who fell for Alejandro, you guys mainly all talk about "I like girls!" Meanwhile Ezekiel doesn't even deny it, just that "Wow eh..." IT FEELS LIKE I'M GRABBING AT STICKS TO SELF PROJECT- Wait, where am I? Or right, Ezekiel x Tyler, dumbass x dumbass

Ezekiel x Alejandro:

Same as above, just minus the Tyler specific part, and directed specifically at Alejandro.

Ezekiel x DJ:

They both love animals, and you can't rid that headcanon from me (on Ezekiel's side, DJ's love for animals is canon).

Ezekiel x Trent:

Ruined character gang.

Ezekiel x Eva:

Last one with Ezekiel, Ok? Anyways, this is the only straight Ezekiel ship I like, Lifts them like some grapes x some grapes, anyone?

Harold x Lightning:

Blame Totaldramarama for this, but you can't explain that "Your handso- I MEAN AWESOME!" Line, and the blush afterwards without at least a little bit of contemplating if that was a childhood crush representation.

Owen x Justin:

I'm starting to see a theme with kinda canon but not explicitly stated, Owen is a Bi-con and no one can change my mind.

Izzy x Eva:

It just works imo.

Katie x Sadie:

I eat up friends to lovers for diner

Raj x Wayne:

Same explanation as Katie x Sadie, just less annoying.

Wayne x Damien:

Himbo x Smarter, Gotta love that dynamic, also, enemies to lovers too! Well, I still feel like that whole enemy thing with Damien was meant to mean like Wayne doesn't see him as an enemy, instead he has one giant crush, but he doesn't wanna feel like he's copying Raj by having these feelings too, so he pretends it's an enemy thing.

Dave x Shawn:

I hate Dave with every inch of my body, but I accidentally fell into this rabbit hole, and now I ship it, trust me, this is the only Dave ship I have.

Alejandro x Tyler:

It's a great dynamic, but in the end, the video we shall not speak of messed it up.

Geoff x Brody:

I wanna see them marry all over again.

And that's all that I have that I'm not questioning the rare pair validity of, I have two more I'm questioning and I'll mention them here:

Gwourtney

Nowen

Thank you for listening to my rare pair list.

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here to spread evzeke propaganda bc i have fully been indoctrinated

like ok im lowkey fascinated by enemies to lovers and this is,,,,, kind of that? it's more like bad first impression to lovers ig,,, idk something about being mutually introduced to the worst side of someone first and then realising and getting to know them as a person beyond that side of them... it enamours me

also just. classic dynamics right here. "he asked for no pickles". eva can pick him up like a couple of grapes. zeke is 100% the kind of guy who's into girls who could kick his ass. oh and he was 100% raised with a very reductive idea of how "traditional" women "should behave" so him getting together with someone who's the exact opposite of that is just beautiful imo

anyway, drink evzeke juice, it'll quench ya

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alienon here to pet the scared chihuahua

uhhh. you’re the guy who draws zeke really cutesy right? if ur still open to requests can i get some evzeke bc the evzeke propagandists (you) have drawn me in

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different reactions to having a crushhhhh :3

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evzekee....ssave me...

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remember when I made up this ship on a whim and wasn’t sure if I actually shipped them or not. that was a long time ago lmao

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thinking about ezekiel x eva im the evakiel ceo

cuteness aggression