Aug 24, 2025
I'm sorry my dear. You have to get used to it. That's the price for eternity. For the fun that you had until just a moment ago.
[Deutsche Version]
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(Thanks @cozyteademon for the translation advice)
#dwk#dwk5#dwk 5#die wilden kerle#die wilden kerle 5#the wild soccer bunch#the wild soccer bunch 5#vampire#mine#for people who might see this version and not know what this is (because nobody who didn't grow up speaking german does)#this is the fifth (and last) part of a german kids movie series about kids playing football#“why are there vampires?” you might ask#and the answer. presumably. is “why not”#they do play football against the vampires. fret not#i gifed this not just because i was obsessed with these movies as a kid#but also because i genuinely really like this conversation#“i thought i was immortal” “no. you're dead" just goes really hard imo#i also deeply adore darkside's (yeah that's his name. don't worry about it) motivation in this#i mean he's obviously obsessed with youth and eternity and all that#but he also craves love and is so scared of it at the same time#he craves companionship but he also can't really deal with it#atp i'm gonna freakin write an essay about a german kids movie antagonist from 2008#they didn't need to give him so much depth#I will explain all these movies to you if asked#(this gifset is my version of putting on a short that reads “please ask me about [insert thing here]”)#actually curious about the range of this#like. if this gets 10 notes i'll be impressed#also curious if this or the german version will spread more#dwkedit
