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[stabbyfoxandrew]

blueberry for the one word drabble w andreil ^-^

"Think you can do it?" Andrew asks, a challenge to the words. Neil turns and his eyes sparkle. He heard the challenge. Always does. 

"Duh. Come on." Neil opens his mouth wide. The sight has Andrew thinking of other things which do not typically occur in a kitchen.

"Cocky."

"Do it already." Neil demands, tilting his head back a bit this time. Andrew launches a blueberry at him, intentionally aiming at Neil's forehead, but he jerks to catch it like a dog. Neil chews victoriously and flips a pancake onto a plate. "Butter that."

"Bossy ass."

"Yeah, yeah. Another one."

[foxflees]

personal favorite andreil moment is during post baltimore spring break when nicky asks who's humanizing who and andrew starts reaching for the knife block (leading to renee pushing it away from him) if u r still looking for inspo :)

THANKS FOR SENDING ONE IN!!!!! omg thank you i love that moment it has everything. there are like 10 different interpersonal issues happening in this scene 😭

Book 3, Chapter 14 (+ some extra context)

[kidspawn]

OMG CADEN UR ALSO A YOUNG JUSTICE 2012 FAN?!?!? actually did irreparable damage to my young mind i have never ever gotten over it.

i need a fucking t-shirt that says 'i survived every young justice hiatus' because what the fuck. spitfire was like my first proper ship. i cannot listen to jesse mccartney's beautiful soul without recieving psychological damage. season two finale ruined me for two weeks straight. jaime reyes and bart allen loml. artemis fucking crock. the lost jason todd lore. the stephanie brown announcement. help. this series is so foundational to who i became.

[denizenhardwick]

post post apocalypse for the wip game ^-^

Hehe, this is one of my weirdest AUs rn because it's based off a dream! It takes place in a setting where the zombie apocalypse happened a while ago, a generation or two back, maybe, and the world has been rebuilt since then. There are still some zombies running around, but not hordes of them, and as long as you're a bit careful it's usually not that big of a deal. What is a problem is violence, and racing is a big part of the power struggles that happen.

Neil and Andrew are driving partners. They nominally hate each other, they're really mean to each other, but they also trust each other and work together extremely well when they get down to it.

On the night of Neil's senior prom (which he is not attending, instead he's off taking a joyride alone, which he doesn't get to do very often), two things happen: 1) he comes into the possession of an Extremely Valuable Corpse (the details of which I still need to figure out), and 2) as he's loading the Extremely Valuable Corpse into the trunk, someone leaves a note on the windshield.

"Hello, Junior."

His father knows where he is. He needs to leave, and he needs to leave now.

[ceorl]

hello ceorl. my dear mutual ceorl. i see you have started a pirates of the carribean au. for aftg. smile. one of my favorite movie series of all time. smile. im going to go actually insane thinking about andrew as will pining after neil for years auughggh😭😭 also kevin as jack...this is going to stick in my head ALSO ALSO is neil cis or trans in this because im having visions...curious about your ideas though...

i'll be deadass... all i got is who's who lmao. i'm really bad at articulating my thoughts. uuuh i didn't think about trans neil but now that you've said it i'm liking the idea

andrew and aaron were on a merchant vessel when the black pearl attacked then picked up by stuart (the governor), andrew fell in love with neil at first sight of course. Andrew becomes a blacksmith apprentice to renee while Aaron is an apothecary apprentice who stays in port royal while andrew goes off to save neil.

Andrew wouldn’t pine after neil if he thinks neil is a woman so Stuart is chill and lets neil dress how he likes, nobody knows but stuart that neil’s not a biological man and its the commodores daughter (marissa) who tries to propose. Dunno why he faints over the wall without the corset, maybe he just does that to get out of the conversation lmao.

Riko is of course Barbossa, who tricked Kevin into giving him the coordinates to the treasure then busted his hand and abandoned him on an island. I want ragetti and pintel but i'm not sure who they'll be. Jean and Jeremy perhaps?

Mr. Gibbs is wymack who was a sailor who had a dalliance with dread pirate captain kayleigh Day (teague). became a drunk and then first mate to kevin on their journey to save neil (and get back the black pearl). the upperclassmen are the crew wymack pulls together (i like the idea of Thea being anamaria)

"Andrew, how many times must I ask you to call me Neil?"

"At least once more, Mister Hatford, as always"

i like the idea that Neil has no idea that he's in love with Andrew, he just thinks they're very good best friends :) until he agrees to marry the commodores daughter and it's too late but so long as Andrew is safe and free he can live with that.

[stabbyfoxandrew]

werewolf neil...werewolf neil please...please werewolf neil...

OKAY!! >:3 Pluto you were first so... here's a little set up/ info.

Andrew is a best-selling author of middle grade fiction (like... imagine a Percy Jackson-esque series— target age wise, not plot wise) and he lives alone out in the woods.

He's been working on the latest book in his series but is also dying of writer's block. Everything he writes pisses him off. And he is SICK of it. (I think Renee is his editor/ hype woman, maybe. Not sure yet.)

Anyway, one night he goes out for his midnight cigarette— as one does. And he hears a really strange sound. He writes it off, since he's seen plenty of wildlife in his backyard in the last few years. But then... there's rustling in the trees and something huge bursts out of the underbrush and collapses in his yard.

While he can tell it must be injured, he can't even begin to identify this thing. It's large and furry, that much he can see from the porch light. He goes to grab his phone to call... somebody but as he dials animal control the thing morphs into a man. Right in front of his eyes.

He hangs up the phone and trudges down the steps (his back porch is elevated pretty high off the ground) to find a naked, bleeding dude conked out on his grass. He toes at him with his boot in attempt to wake him up, but it doesn't work.

He's not sure what the protocol is for the situation, but he's Andrew and this just got very interesting so he sorta just picks the dude up and carries him inside where he dumps him on the kitchen floor and tries to bandage him up.

When he's done he throws a blanket over him and goes to sit in the living room, where he doesn't sleep a wink.

Neil is, of course, on the run from his father. Because he's Neil. And he is not allowed to rest in any of my AUs ever. Lola and Co. are skulking around in the woods around Andrew's place... because of course they are...

And yeah! Andrew tells Neil he can stay with him for a while, just a little while, if he wants. And Neil takes him up on it. He sleeps on Andrew's couch in exchange for doing chores for him. And also he inspires a new character for Andrew to introduce in his books. And they fall in love. Eventually. :)

[stabbyfoxandrew]

OH MY GOD IM FINALLY AWARE OF THE FACT ITS WEDNESDAY!! hi aerie i hope u are doing well (aside from the knee pain. which ik is always a horrible experience) can i request some guardian angel neil or arson neil smile :)

WIP Wednesday (3/26) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 292)

ANDREW

"No, I decided to forge the names of three men I hang out with on occasion. Yes, of course they're real. Jeremy insisted when I told him how crazy you were over their team. He made his—" Andrew cuts off suddenly to keep from outing Kevin's relationship. "He made the others sign it when I had lunch with them the other day."

"So he's actually like that? The happy, super-friendly thing isn't an act?"

"Jeremy is one of the kindest and most annoying people I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. He is an anomaly. I don't understand how Kevin or Jean put up with him." Andrew tells him honestly. A pair of grumpy asshole ex-Ravens and Captain Sunshine. Of course, Jeremy has his own various issues but he always seems to shove them down to make room for other peoples'. He is an idiot. A loveable one, but still. 

10 looks back down at the card and traces the swoops of Jeremy's signature with his fingernail. "Andrew, this is too good. I can't... I don't have anything for you that's worth this."

Andrew stares at him, awaiting an explanation. Then he realizes this is sort of violating the give and get, something-for-something deal they've got going. He's already told 10 that it was from Jeremy, he is not going to repeat himself. 10 is just going to have to deal—

"I think you do," Andrew says after a moment of consideration. 10 raises his gaze back to meet Andrew's, a question in his eyes. "Tell me your name," Andrew breathes. In an instant, the arsonist's expression switches from awed to blank. Locked up tight. Fuck.

"I can't do that."

"You can. That is what I want."

"Andrew—"

"I can't refer to you as a number forever, not if we're doing this," Andrew says, gesturing between them. "I'm not going to hurt you with it. Tell me."

10 sits there, frozen in thought long enough Andrew worries he's broken him. Then finally he swallows hard and chews the inside of his cheek. "Is my middle name alright? It's what my mom always used to call me, no matter who we were. It's the closest thing I can give you."

"You don't trust me with the real thing."

"I can't trust anyone with the real thing. It's the last name I'm ever going to have and I have to keep it forever. The FBI made sure to hammer that home before they turned me loose. I can't... You'll figure everything out."

"Everything."

"My father, the... All of it. I can't." 10 says, a war taking place on his face. Andrew can tell 10 wants him to know. He's afraid of a dead man. Or of Andrew's reaction to whose blood runs through his veins.

"Middle name it is. Give it."

10 lets out a long breath and it fogs up the space between them before he says, "Abram."

"Abram." Andrew repeats. The other boy's breathing hitches.

"That's the first time anyone's called me that in years."

"I guess I'll have to make up for lost time then, Abram. Put the card down so I can kiss you." The words are barely out of his mouth before Abram is tossing the card off to the side like it's garbage. Andrew slings a leg over Abram's lap, watching his pupils eat up the blue of his eyes. "I’m going to put you on your back, yes?"

"Yes." Abram sighs out. When Andrew plants a hand on his chest and shoves him back onto the blanket under him, he lets out a groan. "Fuck, yes. Andrew, god I want—" Andrew cuts him off by mashing their mouths together. Looming over this man is the single greatest thrill of his life, he can't listen to Abram's wish list right now or he might combust and take the whole barn down with him.

Abram meets him eagerly and they kiss and kiss and kiss until their lips are sore. Until Andrew's knees hurt from the position he's holding. Until he's rock hard and Abram seems to be even worse off, squirming under him and squeezing Andrew's shoulders tight enough to bruise. It's dizzying, but he’s quite sure neither of them is quite ready for more than this. Pulling away, Andrew sits back on his knees and leaves Abram panting under him.

"God, Andrew. You..." His chest is heaving and he looks fucked out. Like they've gone much farther than they have. "You're so. I can't." He tilts his head back and swallows. Andrew watches his throat move, enraptured, and lets out a huff. If Abram can't form a sentence, Andrew will give him a moment. He climbs off his lap and lies down next to him, on his side with an arm under his head. Abram rolls onto his side and they stare at each other, content to breathe each other's breath until Andrew starts to nod off.

[stabbyfoxandrew]

aerie ily2 :(((( u r so nice i would send u one billion presents <3333

<3333333333333333 i wish you love and endless good vibes and that you have a lot of fun with your games and that everything is good. and also just imagine a cute little crochet scarf okay. in your favorite color.