they call me Cervidae Ceorl

|29|he/it|🇨🇦|Bone Collector|Pronounced Churl|Getting gender affirming surgery to give myself antlers

[oleskyfm]

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

[kosmogrl]

[pistol-kitten]

i was just trying to find a post, man

[sacred-portal]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[iftadwascool]

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[backsack]

here comes the airplane

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.

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[canonicallyginger]

Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?

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Yoko Ono

George Michael

Patrick Starr

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[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[sharpestrose]

[romanceyourdemons]

i love when a character’s worst traits become, against all odds and against their will, what saves them. when their irrational paranoia suddenly becomes right. when their obsessive vendetta suddenly makes them useful. when their cowardice leaves them the only person left to carry on

[v11chel]

Hi is there a fic about the AU mechanic ir just the drawings?

It’s mostly just me drawing but the fic that inspired it was about Neil changing a tire which is here:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Other than that it’s just me and my desire to see a greasy Neil in a tank top

[michaelnordeman]

Roe deer/Capreolus capreolus/rådjur. Värmland, Sweden (20 July 2022).

[sliversoakley4]

[theanimaleffect]

Deer by Lucky Lucas on Flickr.

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

Western roe deer (Capreolus capreolus)

[justnoodlefishthings]

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