Mar 23
Actually a very autistic man currently has freedom.
"WHY IS TIMEKEEPER GIVING FREEDOM TO THE BATH BOMB TWINK??? THAT'S AN AWFUL IDEA??"
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Actually a very autistic man currently has freedom.
"WHY IS TIMEKEEPER GIVING FREEDOM TO THE BATH BOMB TWINK??? THAT'S AN AWFUL IDEA??"
It took a long… long time for First Egg Cookie to get up again. She did not like pain, despised it actually, but it both came with the cost of being able to possess others… or in the last case, be beaten up by a time god.
How she was able to move after? She didn’t know. How she got into Dark Enchantress’s palace even? She did not care anymore. She just needed to find a place to heal herself, and hopefully travel back to her workshop.
@thesprinklecircus (the egg is here)
"Who are you?? Why are you in my house???"
Great, and they're getting jam all over my floor. Fantastic.
Actually, maybe she should deal with that. People bleeding out in the Castle was bad for business. Probably.
As White Lilly Cookie lay in the grass with Dark Enchantress beside her it seems quiet.....peaceful almost. Until purple smoke starts to pour out from a tear in space.
Slowly but surely a purple portal opens up behind White Lily. Fog spews out from the swirling mass and curls around her laying form. The atmosphere no longer feels peaceful... far from it in fact. The air was charged with something powerful and eerily familiar.
(@official-pale-milk-cookie-rp)
I'm not going to be able to win this fight. Bug is knocked, I'm -- frankly -- exhausted, and I don't know my way around these woods like a faerie would.
Well. The least she could do was protect White Lily. That was the selfish thing to do, right?
*ahem* the air splits open for a moment and a very fluffy porple trips and falls into Lily's vicinity, accompanied by a surprised squawk and falling books
- @feathery-faeries Sapph
Dark Enchantress jumped nearly a foot in the air at the new cookie's appearance. Lily didn't seem too affected, other than tensing up for a moment.
"Ah," she said, "That's..."
"Black Sapphire?" her Bug said, head cocked.
"...Yeah."
At the edge of the Silver Kingdom? Why?
*Timekeeper sits on a ledge in dark enchantress's fortress. Took them a while to get in and was very hard. They sit there kicking their legs as they wait for a certain dragon.*
- @tim3k33p3rcooki3
Dark Enchantress waved as she watched Matcha run off to wherever it was she went when not hanging out with Red Velvet or Butter Roll. She wouldn't be surprised if the dragonet knew the entire Castle better than the rest of them.
...She must, considering she had found Lily. The North Tower - not the worst place for her bug to end up. Definitely better than outside the castle, where the dragon couldn't protect them.
She spun on her heel, humming a familiar tune as she weaved her way through the Castle's halls. Finally, she could find White Lily, and put this entire mess behind them. Whatever had happened with the butterflies didn't matter. Dark Enchantress could help.
She would do anything for her Lily. She could fix this, surely.
The dragon, laser-focused on making her way to the North Tower, did not notice Timekeeper's form perched on one of the high windows, blocking all but a sliver of moonlight from the hallway.
[prev if you squint]
"And... done!" Dee proclaimed with a final tug on what Lily guessed was a braid in her hair. Reaching up, their hand brushed along the braid, ending in a tiny ponytail at the back, flowers sprouting along it.
She opened her eyes.
As nice as the suit was on her dough, it was just a bit too cold to wear without a layer over it. In White Lily's perfectly professional opinion, the poncho served this purpose perfectly.
Dee didn't agree with this statement. However, Dee did not know just how intimidating a poncho could be.
The faerie huffed, plucking a flower from their hair and tucking it behind the dragon's ear. Immediately, she froze, face flushing as soon as she realized what Lily had done.
There. That'll stun her for a few seconds.
"The poncho's fine, Dee. The flower's an apology for any uncool moments we may have. It'll be okay."
The other cookie grumbled, but didn't protest the poncho again.
Victory, whispered the voice that had told Lily to stay with Dee.
The lantern glowed just a bit brighter.
"So... what's first? How does one conquer Earthbread?" they asked their missing half.
The dragon rolled her eyes playfully, "With patience, first and foremost. We should make sure Beast-Yeast is secure before we move to Crispia."
White Lily hummed, "What do you say we pay a visit to Faeriewood?"
The look Dee gave her at the suggestion was nothing short of awe. They didn't let it go to their head.
"Yes... yes, let's. Let's say hello to your subjects..."
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Civilizations Secured: 1/? [Chat I'm gonna be so fr. Everything that happens during the villy arc is PURELY vibes. Do not ask me what the hell is happening. Do not ask me about redemption conditions. I do not know. I will not know until I throw something against the wall and it sticks.]
Blog Intro--
"Why isn't there a how-to guide for conquering Earthbread?" "Tell ya what, Bug, we can write it when we accomplish said task."
Askbox: OPEN!
Storyline Masterposts!
--------------------- ~ Act 1 ~ --------------------- The Art of Dealing With Faeries, Beasts, and Stars [Created before Chapters 11 & 12 of Beast-Yeast, VERY canon divergent]
Part 1 - COMPLETE Part 2 - COMPLETE Part 3 - COMPLETE Part E - COMPLETE
--------------------- ~ Act 2 ~ --------------------- How to Cheat Death, Fight God, and Get a Girlfriend [You can read this directly after Chapter 15 of Beast-Yeast if you squint]
Part 4 - COMPLETE Part 5 - IN PROGRESS (current story)
Don't have time to read it all? Here's a summary of everything that has happened! Current up to #crooked cracks. <- Search the tag to see the posts related to the current story!!
Discord Server || WL and DE's Designs || Current PFP
Doodles will occur at random (when I feel like it). I (Loaf) am actually a Lily apologist. This will affect how I play her character :3
Lily uses she/they pronouns! Dee (Dark Enchantress) uses she/her pronouns. I use all, but I might list a preference.
Other blogs: @evil-codlings - Cookies of Darkness blog!! Relevant to this one. @milkstar-galaxies - I caved. Made a Milky Way blog. Dramatic sigh. @cookies-and-stars - Multimuse CRRP blog with no rhyme or reason. @flebdoodle - Main blog!! Art 'n stuff prolly.
^The current state of the Ongoing Story^
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"...I don't know, Bug."
But what I do know, beyond a shadow of a doubt... is that you can't stay here. Not... like this.
Not anymore.