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[a-lilyinthevalley]

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[a-lilyinthevalley]

Dark Enchantress knew that the butterflies didn't believe her when she said that the bath bomb twink was the space-time continuum itself. That was fine. She knew the truth. She had proof.

When the Universe Herself reaches out to you in a dream and says that you need to save the life of a man who loves rocks, lest the fabric of reality tear itself to shreds...

Well, you'd be inclined to listen to Her.

Which is how the dragon ended up lounging at a table with a remarkably put-together White Lily, Timekeeper, and other assorted cookies that had agreed to keep the bath bomb twink from tripping over his shoelaces and destroying life as they knew it.

What a great way to start the new month.

"Welp," she said, stretching her arms above her head, "We all know what to do. If you see the twink- ahem, sorry, Maple Taffy Cookie - in a dangerous situation, keep him alive by any means necessary."

White Lily snorted, pointing a thumb in the dragon's direction, "Dee just doesn't want to deal with the paperwork that the space-time continuum collapsing would cause. But... yes. I'd like to keep the fabric of reality intact, too."

And so began Operation: Keep A Dumbass Maple Taffy Alive.

[a-lilyinthevalley]

Blog Intro--

"Why isn't there a how-to guide for conquering Earthbread?" "Tell ya what, Bug, we can write it when we accomplish said task."

Askbox: OPEN!

Storyline Masterposts!

--------------------- ~ Act 1 ~ --------------------- The Art of Dealing With Faeries, Beasts, and Stars [Created before Chapters 11 & 12 of Beast-Yeast, VERY canon divergent]

Part 1 - COMPLETE Part 2 - COMPLETE Part 3 - COMPLETE Part E - COMPLETE

--------------------- ~ Act 2 ~ --------------------- How to Cheat Death, Fight God, and Get a Girlfriend [You can read this directly after Chapter 15 of Beast-Yeast if you squint]

Part 4 - COMPLETE Part 5 - IN PROGRESS (current story)

Don't have time to read it all? Here's a summary of everything that has happened! Current up to #crooked cracks. <- Search the tag to see the posts related to the current story!!

Discord Server || WL and DE's Designs || Current PFP

Doodles will occur at random (when I feel like it). I (Loaf) am actually a Lily apologist. This will affect how I play her character :3

Lily uses she/they pronouns! Dee (Dark Enchantress) uses she/her pronouns. I use all, but I might list a preference.

Other blogs: @evil-codlings - Cookies of Darkness blog!! Relevant to this one. @milkstar-galaxies - I caved. Made a Milky Way blog. Dramatic sigh. @cookies-and-stars - Multimuse CRRP blog with no rhyme or reason. @flebdoodle - Main blog!! Art 'n stuff prolly.

^The current state of the Ongoing Story^

--Tags-- #lilytalks - in character posts #e-sides - DEposting <3 #lilybloops - in character, non-canon posts #flowerbox - answering asks #loafcrumbs - ooc mod things #behind the vines - worldbuilding-type questions #elder prick - elder faerie was in charge of the blog for a bit :3 #* - The Universe, "Verse", says hello.

~~Storylines~~ #just a dream - the events leading up to the silentlily breakup. #last leaf falls - INCONSISTENTLY TAGGED! The events leading up to the box and the things that take place inside. Kind of. #valley of shattered dreams - lily died. the anons said no. #castle of contradictions - lily lives. problem is, she's sort-of trapped in dark enchantress' castle. #crooked cracks - you go girl! get that deteriorating mental state! #eldfae's three r's - eldfae's apology tour #AoD Fucking Dies: the movie - the Archangel of Destiny battle.

^THE FRIDGE!^ Things I find funny will be added to it as the story progresses. THE FRIDGE PART TWO (FUCK)

[a-lilyinthevalley]

OFFSCRIPT: hey salt’s attempting to do modded path of pain again, you should stop them before they ‘beast-out’ or else who knows what they’ll do…”

White Lily sighs, setting down her teacup.

"Saaaaaaaalt~? Why are you playing mods again? Do you remember what happened last time?"

[a-lilyinthevalley]

Hmmm let’s see, silent salt is tall, black and purple, they hate it when you look them in the face, they don’t attack unless provoked (mostly), they love so fast it’s like they’re teleporting… my dear friends silent salt cookie is an enderman

(OFF-SCRIPT)

"OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT-" White Lily says, "SAAAAALT! Dear, come here, I need to test something..."

[a-lilyinthevalley]

None of the beast cookies have been vaccinated due to being in the tree since before vaccines were invented… vaccinate your beast

(Offscript)

"..."

Nurse Lily grins.

"Oh, Sa-aaaalt~!"

[a-lilyinthevalley]

Offscript,

You’re a sleep walker right white lily cookie?

Have there been any incidents with silent salt in regards to that? Like have you accidentally punched thin in the face or sent them on a wild comedic goosechase

"...Not that I know of? Though that would explain that one time I woke up to them with a black eye. I thought it was suspicious they didn't tell me where it was from."

[a-lilyinthevalley]

(Off script):

“…jump.”

“I’m not entering your hole.”